Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Nimehifadhi hii comment.,

Tuko mbali sn kwenye soka, statistics don't lie.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Mkoa gn huo una udongo mwekundu? Umeanza kuokota picha, haya niambie Tz ya wapi hiyo

Babu katengezwe macho, udongo mwekundu uwapi hapo? 😂 😂 😂 😂 Hapo Dar Slums, fanya hivi ingia website ya SaveTanzania ujiangalilie pole pole. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[dopchinski]

gorofa tatu ya blue bado haitoshi unga. haiku make to the top ten list

 

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Kibera hapo hakuna udongo mwekundu dar es salaam..usijifurahishe

Vitoto vyenyewe pozi za kibongo, website hawakosei, vitu kwa ground ni different. Wapelekeeni hata kaghorofa kamoja! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Mbongo katika ubora wake 😅😅

Arusha

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Hao wajomba wajenzi hapo, pia nao wako na ma ghetto yao kila mmoja, manake mlisema kila mtu Tz ana mjengo wake??? 😂

 

[Naton Jr]

Huu unga upo KE? 😂 😂 😂 Labda border sababu unga ni Taifa wa MMM hapo ndio kitu cha ugali cha uhakika kinatoka! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unga wa aflatoxin haununuliwi.

Aflatoxin inatokea wapi kwenye hizi advanced systems?

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Those are not dream houses nyumba zinafanana kama madarasa ya shule isitoshe no privacy or nough space around the house

They aren't to you, coz you ain't loaded enough to afford to rent let alone buying a unit! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Aflatoxin inatokea wapi kwenye hizi advanced systems?

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Tulia wewe, unga wa taifa ni 'Taifa' fro MMM hizo zingine ata ka niko njaa wacha ninywe chai tu! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[dickchiller]

Kati ya makomandoo wanne waliotua...wawili tu ndo waliweza kutua salama

"What if they landed in front of alshabab " kuna mkunya kaandika hivyo nikatafakari sana. alshabab wangemfanya askari wa KDF big G wamle na gomba. hao makomando wamepitwa hadi na harmonize alitembea na kamba juu. hao kweli makomando au mgambo?

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[Capt Richie]

Watch out for this Nairobi. Time is coming.

 

[Naton Jr]

Chai, nani apoteze hela kununua furniture kutoka Dar wakati KE mafundi wapo hata ready-made ukitaka wapata. 😂

Hamna furniture zenye standard ya Tanzania, kwanza mbao mnatoa wapi? Ni hizo ambazo sisi ndio huwauzia?

 

[ichoboy01]

Mimi sio mwehu kaka., let me relax as I follow proceedings in Kisumu
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nikisema ww mwehu siwez kosea

 

[ichoboy01]

kenya hoyeee! hizi mabus zenu zooote, ata mu Pimp aje! lakini bado tu itabaki kuwa ni "Made in Kenya"

Ukipata ushahidi nitag nifunge acc 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

😂 😂 😂 Si kwenyu huko ama ulirudi kijijini?

Dalili ya kushindwa ni ile yakuokota picha za google na kusema dar 😂😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

lkn umeona hicho kinachoitwa international stadium?🤦🏽‍♂️

Ila wanasafari ndefu sana 🤣🤣👇👇 nimecheka mpaka basi

 

[ichoboy01]

Nakuru residentials..,
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Moshi town 👇👇👇👇

 

[Mac Bully 001]

"What if they landed in front of alshabab " kuna mkunya kaandika hivyo nikatafakari sana. alshabab wangemfanya askari wa KDF big G wamle na gomba. hao makomando wamepitwa hadi na harmonize alitembea na kamba juu. hao kweli makomando au mgambo?

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Hujaskia hata paratroopers wanakufa wakiwa training za kila wakati huko ughaibuni pia, ajali haitabui wewe ni nani. Na sio mara yao ya kuanza kuruka, ndio kazi zao so sioni issue kubwa hapo. Ila ka umezoea movie, nakuelewa! 🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

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Wataishia na akili ya kuent sio kuown hio hawatakua nayo mpaka kiyama 🤣🤣 e

 

[Naton Jr]

Residentials (density)
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Kawe neighbourhood is Europe for you

 

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Kucheka muhimu, kikimalizika pia ucheke zaidi! 🤣 🤣 🤣