Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Fikisha salamu zangu kwa babu yako

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Kwamba anikubalie ili ndo nikuoe, hapana mm nitakugegeda tu sikuoi kamwe cz wanawake wa kikunya ni wachafu sana.

 

[Teargass]

5H -MWF iko toka kipind cha kikwete.... Ina miaka 20+ unategemea isifanyiwe D check

Acheni kununua ndege za mitumba🤣🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Hehehe headquarters of witchcraft

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Unabana pua, me nataka mzigo huo ngj nije PM.

 

[Teargass]

Kwamba anikubalie ili ndo nikuoe, hapana mm nitakugegeda tu sikuoi kamwe cz wanawake wa kikunya ni wachafu sana.

😂😂🤣👇👇

 

[The best 007]

Wakuu nipo serious, nisham PM huyu mrembo wa Kibera nasubiri jibu

 

[Teargass]

Wakuu nipo serious, nisham PM huyu mrembo wa Kibera nasubiri jibuView attachment 1669842

It's DM na sio PM😂🤣🤣.

 

[Teargass]

Best public transport in the world😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

It's DM na sio PM.

Ona ulivyo mwehu, hii jf tunaita PM (private message) hiyo DM unajua ww, btw jibu msg basi, au ngj nikaze uzi nakuja tena mpk utaelewa tuu

 

[The best 007]

Wakuu kajibu ila ameniomba mambo yetu nisiweke humu so ngj nikaze uzi naweza nikashinda

 

[Teargass]

Ona ulivyo mwehu, hii jf tunaita PM (private message) hiyo DM unajua ww, btw jibu msg basi, au ngj nikaze uzi nakuja tena mpk utaelewa tuu

Say hi to your president😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Say hi to your president

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Sawa mpnz ila tuendelee na msg zetu kule

 

[Teargass]

Sawa mpnz ila tuendelee na msg zetu kule

I don't chat with hawkers😂😂

 

[The best 007]

I don't chat with hawkers

Kwahiyo hapa unanipinga beib, au niweke msg yako uliyonijibu

 

[Teargass]

Hakuna wateja🤣🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Best public transport in the world

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Best ni hii hapa mchumba

 

[Teargass]

Kwahiyo hapa unanipinga beib, au niweke msg yako uliyonijibu

Ebu weka tukucheke🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Hakuna wateja

Vipi mpenzi mbn huniquote mm beibe.

 

[The best 007]

Ebu weka tukucheke

Dah ona unavyoniringia yn unanipa zile za kitoto toto, ss sikia inabidi uje Dar upate exposure au unasemaje mrembo.

 

[Teargass]

Best ni hii hapa mchumba View attachment 1669852View attachment 1669853

Naona tunakubaliana sasa🤣🤣. Thanks for being honest and accepting that BRT ya Tanzania ni level ya matatu huku Kenya😂🤣👏👏👏😂

 

[The best 007]

Naona tunakubaliana sasa. Thanks for being honest and accepting that BRT ya Tanzania ni level ya matatu huku Kenya

Kwn nimebisha mpnz, ila mm nishatoka uko now nataka nikulete Dar unasemaje.