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> AYUBA bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
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> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Hiki ni kisa cha kweli hebu soma..
Mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa
speech katika tamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu
kujiepusha na vitendo...
> >At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks
him,'What the hell did you do to your back?
> >The patient replies, 'You...
An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and
all the baggage must be thrown out.'
A little later, the pilot...
Braza Asumani alikuwa ameyatandika njwii!!
Lakini baada ya kupigana na walevi wenziwe,akakumbuka safari ya kurudi nyumbani akapita pembezoni kabisa mwa barabara, mguu mmoja barabarani mguu...
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to...
IN A CERTAIN VILLAGE, NEAR CONGO FOREST LIVED IN FIVE PEOPLE UNDER ONE HOUSE,THE 1st ONE CALLED NO BODY,2nd SOMEBODY, 3rd MAD,4th BRAIN an THE LAST ONE WAS KNOWN AS FOOL, NOW ONE DAY HAPPENED...
A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the
Baby's biological father wherever he may be...
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word...
John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine.
Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM.
John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why...
Barry Farmer got into his Toyota 4 by 4 and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Neil, aged about 9, opened the door.
'Is yer Dad home?' Barry demanded.
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Kid: daddy I need more money!
Daddy: I have no more left!
Kid: Then I won't tell you who was sleeping with momy when you were gone.
Mzee anajipinda anamshikisha, then anamvuta pembeni na...
A man and his wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.
A man decided to put a word ‘mypenis' and all of a sudden his wife fell on the ground laughing cause it read in...
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busySunday.
They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no onepreaches to them. Sitting by the river with...