JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and...
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first...
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Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men...
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This math test can predict your role model...
Try it without looking at the Answer!
Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9
Then Use that no.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3
Multiply with 3
You'll get a 2 digit...
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IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only...
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A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell...
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From: DR HARRISON MWAKYEMBE <drharrison509@yahoo.com>
Reply-to: <atmpaymentcard591@gmail.com>
Subject: ATM INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 2009 04:22:50 -0700...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
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BIBI MMOJA ALISHINDA BINGO (milioni 100)KUTOKANA NA HALI YAKE KUDHOOFU(UGONJWA WA MOYO) BINTI ZAKE WALISHAURIANA JINSI YA KUMPA TAARIFA ,WAKAFIKIA UAMUZI WA KUMPA MAJUKUMU HAYO DAKTARI WAKE ,NAYE...
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Iwapo umetokea Tanzania na ukaenda kuishi/Kufanya kazi au kusomea kwenye maeneo haya, ndugu zako wa hapa TZ utawaambia unakwenda wapi?
Nyege / Nyege, Okavango, Namibia, Africa
Nyege local...
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Dada muuza duka: Samahani mzee huruhusiwi kuvuta sigara hapa.
Mteja: Lakini nimenunua hizi sigara kwenye duka hili.
Dada muuza duka: Pia tunauza condoms lakini hatufanyi mapenzi humu ndani!
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Bill Gates: Jambo! You must have heard of Windows.
President: Oh yes! In most government offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: Have you installed Windows at home...
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Californians bare bottoms for passing trains
Up to 10,000 people show up each year to bare their behinds to passing Amtrak trains
The southern Californian city of...
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Paul ze pweza azimia na kupelekwa icu baada ya kuulizwa tanzania itaingia lini mashindano ya world cup...
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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH....
Don ' t tell me your age; you ' d probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON ' T CHEAT BY...
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Based on True story - From Dar to Kigoma Ujiji.
Kuna vijana wawili walipata post kuanza kazi ya uhasibu katika ofisi ya Mkuu wa mkoa - Kigoma, hiyo ilikuwa post yao ya kwanza kabisa baada ya...
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Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you are in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband...
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Mijini wazazi wasio na uwezo hulala na wanao chumba kimoja. Hayo ndiyo yaliyomkuta Ali na mdogo wake, Juma. USiku wa siku hiyo Ali alijifanza kulala fofofo ndipo wazazi wake wanaolala na Juma...
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