Q: Why men walk more And women talk more? A: Coz men have three legs And women have four lips! Why do women wear flowered panties? A: C O z its their way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried Here! 3 guys were introduced 2 a girl, Hi I'm Peter not a saint, Hi I'm Paul not a pope, I'm John not a baptist, The girl said hi I'm Mary not a virgin! Wife asked her husband how Many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only You darling, with others I was awake!!!