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A good answer to an impossible question.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Jan 4, 2011.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Q: Why men walk more
    And women talk more?
    A: Coz men have three legs
    And women have four lips!

    Why do women wear flowered panties?
    A: C O z its their way of saying,
    'In memory of those who were buried

    3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
    Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
    Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
    I'm John not a baptist,
    The girl said hi
    I'm Mary not a virgin!

    Wife asked her husband how
    Many women he had slept with.
    Husband proudly replies, only
    You darling, with others
    I was awake!!!

    Hapi nyu yia
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    .....with others i was awake ? hahaha! sidhani kama palikalika wala kulalika hapo.
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahh hiyo ya mwisho hatari...lol

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    kwa maana hiyo akiwa na mkewe usiku anakuwa analala lakin akitoka njee usiku halali ni kazi moja tuu....