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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by boma2000, Dec 9, 2010.

  1. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night
    with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the
    morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he
    would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as "rent
    for an apartment." On the way to the office, he decided that the whole
    thing wasn't worth the price he had agreed to pay. So he advised his
    secretary to send the check for $250 and include the following note:
    Dear madam:

    Enclosed is my check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
    apartment. I am not sending the amount I agreed upon, because when I
    rented the apartment, I was under the impression:

    1. That it had never been occupied.
    2. That there was plenty of heat.
    3. That it was small.

    Last night, I found that it had been occupied, there wasn't any heat and
    it was entirely too large.

    Upon the receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check with
    the following note:
    Dear sir:

    I am returning your check for $250. I can not understand how
    you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As
    for the heat, there was plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on. As
    for the size, it isn't my fault if you didn't have sufficient furniture
    to fill it.
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    Brandon JF-Expert Member

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    Uuuh,safi sana. Kumbe prob wasnt the apartment but it was the furniture na jinsi ya kuturn on heat.. Haaaaaaa