Little Johnny was known for his vulgarity. Once, the teacher called all the girls and said, "Today if Johnny says anything vulgar, you get up n walk out, as a sign of protest."In class, Johnny...
A WIFE IS LIKE A TV
When Comparison comes around: -
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy...
YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI...
1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka
urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe,
halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa
undani wake wala tabia...
"Hi dear
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular...
Jomo
The speech below was also allegedly made by him.
"Ladies and Women, my beloved husbands and men in this general assembly I am thank you very difficult for your kind to forgive me this hour...
Jamani naomba kuuliza hapa JF kua kuna watu wawili majina yao yanashabihiana! Hivi huyu Paka Mweusi na PakaJimmy je wanaundugu wowote? Asanteni sana kama mtanifanyia huu uvumbuzi kuhusu hawa The...
It has been said that Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!
Can you answer the following questions? in just one, same word? Yes...
Kuna ticha mmoja wa English alikuwa anafundisha class viunganishi,i.e IN,UNDER,and ON.
Akawa anafundisha kwa vitendo si unajua sahivi lazima uwe na CHEATING AIDS!!!
Akawa kapanda JUU ya meza...
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make...
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that...
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
Cause I still have mine.'