JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Man found many ways to cheat God...
But God punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND!!!
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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick Catholic Church..
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The...
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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
To my dear wife.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you being 54 yrs old...
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Mkwere in USA saw one building with no power. He asked "I thought there is no mgao in the USA?" One guy replied "It is the Tanzanian Embassy"
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Tangazo kwa wachaga wote. Chuo kipya kabisa cha kichaga ( CHAGGA UNIVERSITY COLLEAGE OF LIFE ) kinatangaza kozi mpya kwa mwaka wa masomo 2011/2012 kama ifuatavyo;
1- UBAHILI Miezi 3.
2-ULEVI...
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Hahhahhaha teehh teeh nimeeipenda hiyo avatar ya coscated
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Mchaga kafiwa na mtoto wake alie zaa na Mwanamke wa kichina,ikabidi wasafirishe toka china hadi kwao moshi..Msiba kufika nyumbani mama mkwe akaanza kulia huku akiongea mimi nilijua tu..maana...
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BILLY- Tafadhari Njoo Nyumbani saa 2 usiku hakutakuwa na mtu.
Stella akaenda saa 2 usiku kwa kina BILLY lakini hakukuta mtu hata BILLY mwenyewe hakuwepo.
Je tatizo lilikuwa nini hapo? Lugha...
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Kuna jamaa alienda kwenye maduka pale Mnazi Mmoja na kupaki gari lake,kulikuwa na mlinzi akamwambia 'niangalizie gari nikija nitakupa mia tano',baada ya dakika kumi mlinzi akamfuata kwenye duka na...
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Kutokana na kauli zake za hovyo na vitendo vyake visivyoendana na umri na cheo alicho nacho, nina mtunuku huyu bwana udaktari wa heshima, naye aheshimiwe na wapuuzi wenzake wanaovaa nguo na kofia...
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Petrol bado bei juu, umeme hali kadhalika, kodi ya nyumba balaa, mchele na nyama ndo usiseme, starehe nazo bei juu yaani bia, wine, soda na juice bei juu. eti kilimo kwanza wakati malori marufuku...
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Wana wa JF tumsaidie wapi akapate tiba. Tupo ofisini, kati ya wafanyakazi wote mwarabu yupo moja. Tatizo alilonalo ni hili. Kuna gari inasomba waste product kwa karo njee. Sisi wote tunalalamika...
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Marehemu amesoma mpaka chekechea.
alipofikisha umri wa miaka 18 marehemu alijiunga na kundi la ujambazi.
marehemu kafa kwa ngoma.
Mungu amlaze Jehanum..........!!! Je kuna jirani yako wasifu kama...
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Siku moja PUNDA alikutana na Simba faragha kutoa malalamiko yake kuhusiana na wanyama wengine juu yake, mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:
Punda: Wenzangu wanadai eti mimi sio MWEREVU ndio maana...
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UTAMU wa nyama ya mtu umemponza mzee wa Mpanda anadai ni tamu lakini polisi hawakukubaliana naye wakaamua kumtia mbaroni. Eti alifundishwa na babu yake kwamba akiona polisi wanaenda kumkamata...
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Hii ilikutwa kwenye mtihani alofanya mtoto wa kihindi wakati akijibu maswali ya methali
swali; bandu bandu.....
Jibu: Iko dugu yake patel iko nakaa bombay
swali: Mtaka cha uvunguni...
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