JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mvuta bangi anamuuliza mlevi
MVUTA BANGI:-Eti India ipo mbali sana?
MLEVI:-Hapana kwa sababu kuna mdosi pale jobu anakuja kazini kwa baiskeli kila siku
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the...
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guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house...
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A traffic policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breath analyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?''...
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Ilikuwa ni mbilinge mbilinge za kutambua vipande vya miili ya wapanda piki piki na vipande vya piki piki baada ya boda boda kuivaa Scania pasu kwa pasu.
Mlevi alikuwa anatoka bar kukata mayi...
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A WIFE IS LIKE A TV A GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE A MOBILE PHONE(herein after refered to as MOBILE)
When Comparison comes around: -
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE...
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A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up...
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I was googling for 'Battleship'; for those who know about 'Saving Private Ryan, The Bridge a River Kwai,....' for all 'Movie ya Kijeshi' that you have ever seen and many others. You know what I am...
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Singasinga anajamba mara kwa mara usiku kucha, mkewe kamuuliza "Mwenzangu vipi leo kulikoni unajamba kama una compressor bovu?)
Singasinga kamjibu mkewe "Natafuta ringtone mpya ya M.A.T.A K O"
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Kwenye somo la Uraia mwalimu aliwafundisha watoto kuwa Raisi wa kwanza wa Kenya anaitwa Kenyata.
Kimbembe kwenye Mtihani, mwalimu kauliza na mtoto mmoja akjibu....
Raisi wa kwanza wa Uganda -...
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DOKTA ; Itabidi umeze dawa vijiko vinne vya chai
ZUZU: DUH! Zuzu akawaza kidogo kisha akaendelea...
lakini dokta sitaweza.
DOKTA:Kwanini?
ZUZU; Nyumbani nina vijiko viwili tu vya chai...
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really...
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When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you...
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for...
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Nasikitika kutangaza msiba wa kipenzi changu Mwaka 2010. Marehemu kaacha madeni kibao. Kama kuna mtu anadaiwa na marehemu naomba anijulishe. Kikao cha wana ndugu kitakutana tarehe 15 Januari 2011...
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AFRICAN LEADERS
Abdulai Wade - 83years
Hosni Mubarak ( Egypt ) - age 82
Robert Mugabe ( Zimbabwe ) - age 86
Hifikepunye...
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