Dad I want to marry Chisoni
DAD:
No ways my son, Chisoni is your sister, her father was working in
Lusaka so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to
Chisoni, but please...
Kama inavyojulikana mwanamke anapokuwa pregnant kama 7months hivi huwa haweki kabati ndani(v.i.p).sasa mama mmoja alikuwa preg hakuwa amevaa hiyo kitu,mtoto wake mdogo akawa ameona kunako na...
Kuna tetesi kuwa raia asiye na hatia wa nchi jirani aliuawa na mashabiki wa cdm ambao wengi wao ni vibaka.
Raia huyo alikuwa amekuja kibiashara hivyo alikuwa na pesa.
Inaaminika aliuawa kwa...
Serikali imeshatoa ajira kwa walimu wa shahada na stashahada,(fungua web.ya wizara),kazi kwenu sasa,mjiandae kwenda kigoma, lindi,sumbawanga na kwingineko kote kulitumikia taifa
Katika kijiji kimoja kuna jamaa alizaliwa na mbupu moja, hivyo akapewa jina la utani 'jiwe moja'. Huyu jamaa akawa hapendi kuitwa Jiwe Moja na alipokuwa kijana akaahidi kuwa mtu akimwita Jiwe Moja...
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked the boy, "What is your problem?"
The boy answers, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the...
DOKTA;-Unaumwa nini shida yako?
MGONJWA;-Nikikosa Pombe na fegi sigara silali nitumie dawa gani
DOKTA:-Nakuandikia dawa nenda Bar ilio karibu na nyumbani kwako utanunua hizo dawa :puke:
Ningependa kufahamu kuhusu huyu zomba je ni zombie(msukule) au? Maana mawazo anayochangia sijui yanatoka sayari gani kiasi kwamba napata wasiwasi kama huyu kiumbe anaishi duniani ama Tanzania...
Mwalimu mkuu wa shule ya msingi Mtendeni alipiga picha ya pamoja na wanafunzi wote wa shule yake, akasafisha kopi kibao na kuhamasisha watoto wote wanunue. Akapiga debe akisema:-
"Hebu fikiria...
A friend of mine forwarded this to me. It might make you laugh as well
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical...
Magufuli, kama kicha cha habari kinavyosema, nimependa hii kitu na nna-uhakika Japan mtumba wa hii kitu hautofika hata Dollar elfu mbili, sasa baba yale matuta uliosema yaondolewe, naona jamaa...
Dada mmoja anamwambia mumewe"Juma ananitongoza ninamkatalia lakini hasikii"(mume)"mkatalie tu"(mke)"nimemkatalia lakini kasema atanidondoshea laki tano,nikiokota tu atakuwa kamaliza"(mume)"aa kama...
dereva mmoja mbongo wa magari ya masafa mara baada ya kufika namanga mpakani na nchi jirani ya kenya, alipata hamu ya kujiliwaza na mamsap wa kikamba
wakati wakiwa kwenye kisiwa cha malavidavi...
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