Kha! umeliwa na Bek Tatu?

[Ernie]

A husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, but didn't inform the husband. That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me, my dear, my stomach...." and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently. He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her.
When he was finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?!" and switched the light on.

"No madam....!" said the gardener.

 

[Edo]

Good piece!

 

[Manda]

Lol!
Jamaa kala mzigo kilaaiiiiniiii...!

 

[shosti]

uchakachuzi kwa kiwango cha juu mno hata Nec haifikii:rain:

 

[Dr wa ukweli]

hiyo tamu sana natamani ningekuwa gardener, unampiga bosi mpipi kilainii

 

[Amoeba]

Baada ya hapo mama anatoka akisonya na kufunga kanga kifuani; boy anatoka akifunga zipu ya kaptura huku aakitabasamu: wanagongana na baba kwny koridor akitoka chooni!....WIVU umemtafuna mwenyewe! mwe! inakula kwake papo hapo!

 

[Katavi]

Wivu mwingine bwana, mama katoa mzigo kiulainii!!

 

[Omukuru]

Boomerang or sexident?

 

[Maria Roza]

Hahahha hii kali akome huyo mama lol

 

[Qsm]

Makubwa wandugu:blah:

 

[Ernie]

huu ni uroho wa kina mama na kujifanya kuwa wanalinda mali zao sasa kajamaa kamekula mzigo kiulainiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

[Joseph]

Nadhani baada ya hapo hakuwa na haja tena ya kumfuatilia mumewe baada ya kuliwa uroda

 

[Lady N]

wivu mbaya jamani

 

[Nesindiso Sir]

Mimi ndo gardener hata kama alikuwa ananinyanyasa nina uhakika kesho ataniangalia kwa soni.

 

[ejogo]

hii kali sana!

 

[Raia Fulani]

Mh! Kali kuliko

 

[Washawasha]

gadena aombe tena mzigo

 

[Matti]

duh!!!

 

[SMU]

Fundisho tosha kwa wenye wivu!