Mratibu wa tamasha la nyimbo za injili bwana Alex Massama amesema kuwa Mpendwa wetu Rais Kikwete anatarajiwa kuwa mgeni rasmi katika tamasha la pasaka. Kwa taarifa zilizopo mhe JK amekubali...
Mama wa watoto 3 mitaa ya kimara Dar-es-salaam akosa la kufanya jana jioni,baada ya kupewa taarifa na mumewe yakuwa anatarajia kuoa mke wa pili.Jambo la mke wa pili halikumshitua sana mama huyo...
Mainjinia wakiwa na measuring tape mkononi walikuwa wanahangaika kupima kimo cha 'flag pole'.Ikawa kila wakijaribu kupima ile flag pole,measuring tape inaanguka kabla hawajafika juu.Mwanamahesabu...
Kwa wapenda umbea, jana rafiki yangu wa karibu Mange Kimambi kanipa habari kwamba supa modo Miriam Rose na Happiness Magese wamezichapa kikweli kweli, chanzo, ni kupigania Mume, makubwa tunaomba...
A story has been told of a town which had a buliding that supplied husbands and wives to people that wanted. The buliding had 5 floors!!!! The rules were:
1 Each floor had 1 husband or wife
2 You...
Panya wa3
walikuwa wanatambiana nani
mkali zaidi ya wenzake..
Panya wa 1: mimi hata mtego
uwekweje,nategua tu!
Panya wa 2: mimi hata maziwa
yawe yamewekwa sumu,mi
nakunywa tu!
Panya wa 3...
Kwa kawaida huwezi nikuta JF weekend ila hii balaaa sina mkwanja AKA fuba nimekuwa mdooooogo nimechalalaaaa mbaya kudadadadeki nimetia adabu nimeangalia movie zishaisha......
...mbaya zaidi...
Kichaa: Mi kila nikilala naota manyani yanacheza futbol
Daktari: Hamna shida, ntakupa dawa uanze kutumia na
kuanzuia leo hutaota tena.
Kichaa: Aaa....! sa si bora nianze kutumia...
Labda sijasoma thread zote lakini sijaona maoni ya MMKJJ kuhusu tiba hii ya ajabu. Tafadhali tunaomba nasaha zako, kama vile ulivyotupatia kuhusu DECI na kweli ikawa ni utapeli mtupu.
Kwa maoni yangu kama CCM itaendelea kuwepo madarakani daima dumu basi kuna maandishi ukutani yasomekayo, "TANZANIA HAITAENDELEA KAMWE", nasema hivyo baada ya kutaathimini kwa makini sana mwenendo...
hili swali ni kwa wadada zaidi, me nywele zangu zimekatika sana hadi huruma, hasa mbele, nafikiria kunyoa nianze upya ila duh!!! nina kichwa kibaya , uzuri wangu utaharibika so nataka nikomae...
God asked Jomo Kenyatta how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Kenyatta a Mercedes...
Kuna walevi wa 3 wamelewa wakakodisha taxi mwenye taxi alipowaona
wamelewa sana akawasha gari halafu akazima akawajibu tayari tumefika
wa kwanza akatoa hela
wa pili ...akasema thank u
wa tatu...
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, Lets talk. Ive heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation...
Ni kweli imenitokea leo jioni saa 11
Nilikua nime simama na rafiki zangu kwenye kona ya mtaa wa Tandamiti na Congo.
Tunakula Ice cream za Azam 1>Anakula bolcone 2>Tunakula chocstick 2>Wanakula ice...
Reason why I never visit "rich" people!!
Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question: " Ceylon tea...