Mkenya na Wrong translation

KakaKiiza

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An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu, Kenya where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, translated but with a very very different meaning all together ......................

Rev STUMBLE:
Everything comes from above.!!
Kamau:
Vitu vyote huja juu juu,

STUMBLE:
So you see my brothers and sisters,
Kamau:...... .
Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,

STUMBLE:
know perfectly well,
Kamau:.....
Na muwajue vizuri sana,

STUMBLE:
That all world affairs,
Kamau:...... ...
Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,

STUMBLE
: are successfull only if held from above,
Kamau:
............ .Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.

STUMBLE
: Remember, faith is your pillar,
Kamau:...
Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,

STUMBLE
: Keep it first and above,
Kamau:...... ........
uuweke kwanza juu juu.

STUMBLE
: Let it run very deep and strong,
Kamau:...... .........
Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,

STUMBLE:
Should anybody want to test you,
Kamau:
............ ..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,

STUMBLE:
.......will feel its work,
Kamau:...... .........
Ataisikia kazi yake

STUMBLE:
Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
Kamau:...... ..
ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,

STUMBLE:
That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
Kamau:
.......Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,

STUMBLE:
and that peace will remain.
Kamau:
............ ..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.

STUMBLE:
Amen.
Kamau:
............ Huyo ni mwanamme ......!!:tape:
 
how about this
pastor: my name is Livingstone
mtafsiri: jina langu ni jiwe liishilo!
pastor: i came from Johannesburg
mtafsiri: nimetoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
pastor: Jesus is Messiah
mtafsiri: Yesu alikuwa mmasai!!
:smile-big::smile-big:
 
how about this
pastor: my name is Livingstone
mtafsiri: jina langu ni jiwe liishilo!
pastor: i came from Johannesburg
mtafsiri: nimetoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
pastor: Jesus is Messiah
mtafsiri: Yesu alikuwa mmasai!!
:smile-big::smile-big:

Goog stuff.
 
hahaha..hii nimeikubali zaidi
how about this
pastor: my name is Livingstone
mtafsiri: jina langu ni jiwe liishilo!
pastor: i came from Johannesburg
mtafsiri: nimetoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
pastor: Jesus is Messiah
mtafsiri: Yesu alikuwa mmasai!!
:smile-big::smile-big:
 

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