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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mayenga, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. mayenga

    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    A grade one student asked his teacher:

    Student: Sir what is honey?

    TEACHER:Honey is a liquid produced by by bees and it is very sweet.

    Student: Sir,does honey have legs?

    TEACHER:No,but why asking such question?

    Student:Because every night I always hear my dady saying;"Honey open your legs."
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    honey open your legs, mdingi ana shout hadi mtoto anasikia. Kweli asali ni tamu
  3. mchonga

    mchonga JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, hiii safi sana