I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple...
Hivi karibuni wameibuka akina babu , bibi, dada na kaka kama Dr. wa kikombe kimoja anayetibu magonjwa sugu kule Loliondo Samunge. Baadhi ya mikoa hapa Tanzania bara na kule Zanzibari wameibuka...
Jamaa mmoja baada ya kufumaniwa akizini na mke wa mtu alikimbia uchi hadi nyumbani kwake: Mkewe akamuuliza kulikoni hivi tena: Mume akajibu nimevamiwa na majambazi wameninyang'anya kila kitu hadi...
Wadau habari yenu,
Kama wiki mbili zilizopita nimepoteza laptop yangu aina ya Toshiba Satelite Pro pamoja na modem ya airtel pale CRDB Bank Tawi la Mbezi kwenye parking ya magari.....Laptop siyo...
Wakuu napenda kuwakaribisha wale magwiji wa siasa za tz katika chama chetu kipya kabisa baada ya kupewa indiketa ya kutaka kujiondoa kabla ya kuondolewa katika chama chao cha awali: Chama cha...
Death came to a guy and said my friend, today is your day and the guy
Said but I am not ready and death said well your next on my list. So the
guy told death that ok why don't you take a seat and...
Mjasilia mali mmoja wa kuburn CD aliponea chupu chupu kufanyiwa kitu mbaya na mabaunsa, alifumwa na mke wa Mdosi wa Masaki. Huyo mwanamke ilikuwa kawaida kutinga kwenye geto la jamaa huku akiwa...
WIFE>Look a that drunk man?
Husband>Who is he?
WIFE>10 years a go he was my boy friend and i denied him from marriage.
HUSBAND>Oh my god,HE IS CELEBRATING TILL NOW.
Mfilekile ni jina la Kinyakyusa, wao huwa wanafupisha na kuita Mfile.
Mbwambo ndio mwisho wa yote, kule kwetu Tanga wenye jina hilo huipata fresh mtaani kwa kuitwa kwa kifupi. Mbwa au mbo.
Kuna mwanafunzi mmoja alikua ni mpemzi sana wa masomo lakini tatizo likawa ni moja tu! Kuna jamaa mmoja alikua amemganda kishenzi kisa mpenzi wake wa long time dada ni mwanafunzi wa Sec school...
Mpendwa wangu Mama Salma Kikwete hasikiki. Mwenye kujua habari zake anijuze. Wengine walisema kakwama kwa Babu Loliondo, wengine ooh..kenda nyumbani kutayarisha mashamba msimu wa mvua, mara ooh...
PROFILE
Sheikh Mwinyi Aboud Jumbe (born 1920) was a politician in Zanzibar. He held several positions, including the second president of Zanzibar, chairman of the Revolutionary Council...
"Most 'First Class' students get Technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers, The 'Second Class' students then passes MBA and become Administrators and control the 'First Class', The...
sulihisho la maisha mazuri tanzania ni watanzania kujivua magamba yao na si kujivua kwa ccm peke yake cos watanzania ndio wenye magamba makubwa. na wasifikirie bila kujivua magamba yao nchi hbii...
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