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talk of stress

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwenzetu, May 21, 2011.

  1. Mwenzetu

    Mwenzetu JF-Expert Member

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    Talk of stress!

    Level of stress: you give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful.

    But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father, you say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.​

    To prove...... then you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests the doctor says that you are infertile. You areextremely stressed but relieved. ​

    On your way back home, you start remembering that u have 3 kids at home.

    NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Thadeus JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani DNA test inapima fertility?!!!
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,sasa thedei,ukionekana ww sio father si wanafanya na sperm count.gnite father of none!