Baada ya Pauline kupotea kwenye hili jukwaa nimeamua kupitia makala zake 10 ambazo nimependezwa nazo kwa dhati..............................sijui ninyi ni zipi mlizipenda.................Here is...
Naishi maeneo ya Ubungo nikaona itanigharimu kidogo ikiwa watoto wangu nitawaandikisha shule za chekechea maeneo ya Mbezi (Kimara). Tulipoanza uongozi wa shule walikubali kuwa ikiwa mtu ana watoto...
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The one and only NILHAM RASHED, The Finest, afrodenzi, hashycool, X-PASTER, Michelle, Husninyo...
Dad to son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
Dulugu! Adundulu! Adulugudu! Gudugudu adulugudu!! Di di di di di diiiii. Hivi sasa ni saa za njaa kamili,ifuatayo ni taarifa ya habari kutoka radio jf stereo. Msomaji ni mimi jf senior expt...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So...
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
Mwalimu:Musa nenda kwenye ramani kanioneshe Amerika
Musa :Hii hapa mwalimu.
Mwalimu:Nani alievumbua Amerika?
Wanafunzi wote:Musa kavumbua Amerika mwalimu!
hivi rambirambi ya marehemu Osama Bin Laden,inatolewa wapi?na maziko yake yatafanyikia wapi?kama kuna mtu anayecoordinate masuala ya usafiri wa kwenda msibani tuwasiliane kama vp!
wanachuo wawili wa chuo flani walikwenda kustarehe huku wakiwa na gari lao,wakazidisha starehe wakajikuta wamechelewa muda wa kufanya test ya somo flan,wakiwa bado njiani wakafikiria saana...
Mbunge mmoja wa Tanzania alikua akitaliitalii nchi za uarabuni akiwa ameambatana na mke wake... Mwarabu mmoja akamfuata na kumwambia, ''Niko tayari kumnunua mkeo kwa Ngamia 450''
Baada ya...
Asilimia zaidi ya 93 ya wanawake Tanzania walimwonea wivu Kate kwa kuolewa na Williams.
Hali ilikua mbaya zaidi hasa kwa wale waliolewa na wanzungu,,na wengine walitamani hata waachike na hao...
Nawashkruni sana Taswa kwa kitendo cha kuwapa vyeti wanamichezo waliofanya vizuri/ waliozaidia timu zao kufanya vizuri.
Jana mimi ni mmoja kati ya wale tuliokuwa tunafuatilia sherehe hizo...
Anaongea sana hisia zake, anapenda sana atongozwe, anapenda watu wa m pm yaani nahisi kama ni muoga sana wa upweke, hataki midume iche mbali na uwepo wake, huku ndiye nazjaz bwana.nakufagilia...
NIICHOTA KAMA ILIVO...
Wizi wa kupulizia dawa za kulevya kwenye vipeperushi jijini Dar es Salaam
Kufuatia ugumu wa maisha, kunawizi umeingia Dar es salaam na inawezekana ukasambaa hata...