Marry a girl,who cooks well.!
Marry a girl,who looks well.!
Marry a girl,who cares for you.!
& one important thing,
make sure that the three girls don't meet each other...
One day 3 prisoners were brought to Hitler. They were english soldier, russian soldier and a jew
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Hitler gave them promise that he would free that man who would be able to answer his question...
Mlevi mbwa mmoja siku moja aliwastaabisha watu pale alipopelekewa pombe aina zote unazojua ww. Kila pombe alipewa robo kwenye glas na kuweza kutambua. Walipoona wanakaribia kumshindwa, mdau mmoja...
STK - Serikali ya Tanzania Kimeo
STG - Sister Tangulia Gheto
IFM - Institute of Female Management
UDSM - Ujinga kwetu Daima na Sasa Mtauona
MZUMBE - Mimi Zungu la Mbeya
DG -...
Jamaaa alikatika mkono 1,baada ya kuona maisha magumu,akapanda ghorofani ili ajitupe chini.Kabla ajajitupa chini akamwona mtu hana mikono yote akiruka ruka kwa furaha,akamwuliza ,"Vipi mbona...
The Day the Penis asked for a Pay Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into...
Miaka ya 90 shule za bweni hasa Moshi zilikuwa na wanafunzi wababe sana. Pale kili boyz mwalimu mmoja wa nidhamu alifanikisha dent 1 kutimuliwa. Dent alimtafuta ticha na kumwambia, "nimefukuzwa...
NEW NATIOANL BABU HOSPITAL (LOLIONDO)
Inatangaza nafasi za kazi kama ifuatavyo
1. Kuchochea kuni nafasi 50
2. Wabeba ndoo za maji nafasi 15
3. Kubeba mizizi na majani ya dawa toka porini nafasi 3...
Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe nenda...
siku moja JK, na Tambwe Hizza pamoja Rostam, walikwenda Bilicanas kustarehe walivyofika wakaagiza vinywaji, Tambwe akatoka nje akaja na mademu watatu wakakaa meza moja wanakunywa pamoja, JK akatoa...
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Rais Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete akizungumza na Katibu Mkuu wa Shirika la Kimataifa la Mawasiliano ya Simu Bwana Hamadoun Toure Ikulu mjini Dar es Salaam. Bwana Toure katika ujumbe wake...
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Vijana wawili katika harakati za kutafuta kazi, waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, marafiki wawili hao walikuwa wakisaidiana mambo...
Mida ya jioni jioni,watoto wawili,Tim naTom walikuwa wakicheza nje ya nyumba yao.Katika mchezo huo,Tim alichafuka usoni na Tom hakuchafuka.Mama yao aliwaita ndani ili wakalale.Kabla ya kwenda...