A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and...
A little boy asked,.. dad whats politics!!, papa was sure its difficult for the boy to understand politics , so he explains
look son, in politics there are Capitalists , like me who brings in...
Dear Citizens of the World
Due to a slight technical error, the world was
unable to end on Saturday
(21st May 2011). Our technicians are
however working on the problem and
we will communicate...
Ningewashauri wabadilishe jina la chama . Ukisema DEMA kwa kiswahili fasaha ni kushindwa. kwa hiyo CHADEMA maana yake kwa kiswahili fasaha ni CHAkushindwa
Kaka anafanya sex na dada yake,waliponogewa;dada akasema you are doing it better than daddy!Kaka akajibu even :even Mum said so,Dada mtu macho yakamtoka kusikia hivyo.................
NI MARA NYINGI NIMEJIULIZA SWALI HILI:
JE INAWEZEKANA WAKATI WABONGO WANAUMBWA WALIPEWA UBONGO NA AKILI ZILIZOKWISHA KUTUMIKA KWINGINE???
HII INATOKANA NA UTENDAJI KAZI WETU NA PREFFERENCES...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise...
New International Employment Rules
SICKDAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work...
Kijana alimpeleka mchumba wake nyumbani ili wazazi wake wakamwone. Alipofika naye tu, baba yake akagundua dosari, maana binti alikuwa mweusi sana, ana matege ya ndani na makengeza makali. Msichana...
Cheki hii uone jamaa wanavyojua kuji-entertain! Huyu Churchill live anaburudisha kweli. Bongo zaidi ya ZeComedy, naona bado hii fani inatupiga chenga!
P.S: I wonder dance styles za bongo zikoje!
kuna mzungu mmoja alikuja bongo kwenye kijiji fulani,kuanzisha NGO ya kusaidia wanakijii!
Siku moja akiwa anafanya mkutano na wanakiji,c akaachi bonge la ushuzi,wanakijii wakamcheka vibaya sana...
Daima utanivulia nguo na kubaki uchi,utakaa juu yangu na kuachanisha mapajayako ukinionesha kila kitu chako tukiwa pekee yetu.Hatutothubutu kiniacha,kwani na kutunzia heshima na raha zako.Ndio...
A woman requested a whole roaster (jogoo) from the butcher, he didn't let on that the bird he presented her was the last one.
"Do you have one that's a little larger?" she asked.
"Of course,..."...
Jamaa wa kipare alitumbukia kisimani , mkewe akawa anatafuta namna ya kumuokoa bila mafanikio. Mashuhuda wakamshauri anunue kamba na kumrushia ili aishike apende juu. Mkewe akatekeleza ushauri ...