jamani humu ndani kuna mtu alikuwa anaitwa ACID sijui alipotelea wapi. Popote ulipo unaombwa urudi michango yako tunaimiss!! we miss your CRITICAL thinking!!
Zawadi itatolewa kwa yeyote...
Kwa mujibu wa gazeti la Dira , inadaiwa, kuwa kuna waziri katika Wizara ya Viwanda na Biashara mwenye uraia wa Marekani. Kwamba Waziri huyo anatumia hati mbili za kusafiria. Pichani kushoto ni...
Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe...
Dear ALL,
I'm moving ……..
Just to let you all know I have resigned and will be relocating to Dodoma in June 2011.
Thank you for all your love. My house is...
A Man and a Casket........
A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the
coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading
to...
Kuna jamaa alimuomba mganga amfundishe kutabiri, mganga akamwambia vua nguo kisha akaanza kumpaka mafuta m a t a k o n i. Jamaa akamuuliza mganga ''Unataka k u n i fi......a? Mganga akajibu 'Naona...
Mamboz wote mlioko ndani humu
Nawakaribisha kesho nina function ndogo ya kuongezewa miaka mingine ya kuishi
yaani kesho ndo BIRTHDAY yangu, naitaji ukaribu wenu
Yrs so welcome:A S 103::dance:
Source: Yahoo friends
Good Morning!
The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a...
Nimeshangaa kuona chama chenye fikra za kuwa na mwelekeo mpya, kuwa na mawazo ya kizamani. Chadema kuwapeleka watu kwa "Babu" kutibiwa!!, inasikitisha!
Taifa linahitaji fikra za kuwatoa WTZ ktk...
Nje ya nyumba ya padre furani kuna mti wa matunda. Watoto huwa wanakwenda kuyachuma pasipo kuzuiliwa na father huyo wala watumishi wake. Jioni moja padre alikuta matunda mengi yameanguka chini...
Wana JF,NEJARIBU BILA MAFANIKO SASA NIMEONA NGOJA NIWEKE WAZI KWENU,KWELI NAHITAJI KUOA KAMA KUNA MDADA ALIYE TAYARI KUOLEWA NAOMBA ANIANDIKIE KWENYE PRIVATE PROFILE NDIO TUTAWASILIANA VIZURI,KWA...
Source: Yahoofriends
Now this interesting!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates - 1/1/11,
1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all.Take the last two digits
of ur year of...
Mtoto kamuuliza Mama yake: "Mama wewe unatumia Voda na Baba Zantel, mbona usiku nilisikia Baba anakuomba Tigo ukamwambia asugue taratibu, nani ana Line Mbili?!"
familia ya Juma walikua wanalala chumba kimoja na mtoto wao,wenyewe kwenye kitandani cha kamba dogo analala kwenye mkeka chini.
siku moja wakati wa majambozi huku wakijua dogo kasinzia Juma...
Wanandoa waliodumu zaidi ya miaka ishirini wamebainika wana ugonjwa wa KISUKARI, utafiti unaonyesha kuwa waliugua kwasababu ya majina wanayoitana baina yao kama: HONEY, MY SWEETY, MY CHOCOLATE nk...