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Good news and bad news

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    I have good news and bad news

    Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

    Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

    Patient: What happened?

    Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

    Patient: Give me the bad news first.

    Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

    Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

    Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
  2. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    ahahaaa! Zote kwangu ni bad news.
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh Hapo kinachofata ni Daktar kutangazwa kauliwa na jamaa.teh teh
  4. mseseve

    mseseve JF-Expert Member

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    Ny*ko nyambf