Housegilr na toothpick

[Lukansola]

Kuna bwana mmoja alikuwa ameajiri msichana wa kazi kutoka kijijini, sasa kuna siku moja baada ya kupata msosi akaomba toothpick. mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:-

Baba: Dada naomba toothpick (stick).
Msichana: Zimeisha baba.
Baba: Hivi mnazitumiaje, si juzi tu nimeleta kikopo kizima hapa jamani?
Msichana: Baba, labda uwaulize hao hao wanao mimi nikisha tumia huwa narudisha humohumo.

 

[Capitano]

Mkuu hii niliipost mimi mwezi uliopita.Hata hivyo inaonekana kupendwa.Poa.

 

[serio]

hii kitu nilisikia 3yrs ago..!!

 

[Lukansola]

Duh! Imekula kwangu, anyways it's a coincidence, thanks guys

 

[Husninyo]

hii kitu nilisikia 3yrs ago..!!

vichekesho sio matukio.

 

[Husninyo]

Duh! Imekula kwangu, anyways it's a coincidence, thanks guys

i like it. Thanx.

 

[Lukansola]

i like it. Thanx.

Kweli Husninyo, vichekesho ni timeless, mwandishi mmoja wa kitabu cha the art of public speaking (sikumbuki jina lake) alisema "if a joke is fine and clean enough to be told to the public, the chances are it must've been heard"
Asante kwa kuni-protect mpendwa.