JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mwanamke mmoja alikuwa wa ki-leo sana kiasi kwamba sehemu kubwa ya pato lake na mume wake liliishia katika kubadilisha samani na vyombo vya matumizi ya nyumbani na kuweka vya umeme: jiko, sufuria...
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Kwa maombi ya wengi nimeamua kuludisha. Na pia kero za Lizzy zmenifanya nirudishe!! Kwa nini nisifanye kitu moyo unapenda? Hilo ni moja. La pili.......Sifurahishwi na hali ya pale ninapofanya...
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Nimejichokea zangu narudi kutoka kazini, niko kwenye usafiri wetu wa jumuia. Foleni ilipoanza kunoga basi kamjadala kakaanza mara baada ya kupita kibasi kikiwa na abiria wenye nguo za njano na...
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Dogo mmoja katoka saloon katengeneza nywele kwa mtindo wa fidodido(dread style).Alipokutana na baba yake ambaye ana uwalaza(upara) wa kati alifokewa sana na kuambiwa akanyoe nywele vizuri kwani...
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Dogo akamuuliza mama yake mjamzito, 'eti mama mbona tumbo lako kubwa sana'? Mama akajibu 'nina mtoto tumboni'. Dogo hakuelewa, siku moja mama anasonga ugali akawa amekaa vibaya. Dogo akaona ishu...
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Jamani je mwanamke akijua kukatika wakati wa majamboz ndio anajua mapenzi? Vipi kama sio mwaminifu, hakujali, hakuthamini, hakutunzi na wala hakuthamini? Anakutusi, anakusimanga na wakati...
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A computer addict falling from the roof of a building shouting 'F1' 'F1' 'F1' instead of 'Help' 'Help' 'Help'
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Salamu zenu wakuu.. Karibuni wote kwenye wiki hii mpya Hopefully itakuwa wiki nzuri kwa kila mmoja Wetu.. Chemsha Bongo J3 hii. 20% ya wanaume/ vijana wanaogopa sana Hiki kitu...
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kuna watu wakiwa ndani ya vyombo vya usafiri ni watu wanaopenda kujionyesha wanajua kila kitu kwa huongea kwa sauti ya juu sana hadi kuwakera jirani zao. kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa akisafiri kutokea...
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s-smart t-talented u-unique p-person i-in d-demand
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Wadau wa jukwaa la Mapenzi, Mapendo na Uhusiano. Ni wakati muafaka tena wa kutembelea vivutio vya utalii wa ndani kwa mwaka huu wa 2011. Ikumbukwe kwamba hii ilishafanyika kabla kwa wadau...
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Wandugu, Sijui ni mtizamo wangu na wa baadhi ya watu? Kuwa kikifikia kipindi cha mfungo wa Ramadhani (Holly month)uhalifu unapungua sana sana. Vibaka wanapungua machangudoa wanaisha kabisa...
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Ni kitu gani huwa unafanya unapotoka kwenye mood ya kawaida?
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Cats and Dogs It's kind of dumb... but ummm, I used to think that every time it rained an angel began to cry, And it made me sad to see emotions drip from the sky Ask me why and I'd tell you...
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CCM B, CCM C, CCM D - CCM-X n.k? Kwanini maneno hayo yamekuwa yakipata nafasi katika siasa zetu? Je taathira yake ni nini katika siasa za mageuzi na siasa za Tanzania kwa ujumla? Ninavyojua mimi...
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Hebu jamani tukumbushane majina huwa tuna save kwenye simu zetu kama tunahisi kuwa ni shughuli ya nje au nyumba ndogo! Low battery, unknown number, registration, hunter, tuendelee na mengine
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Kutokana na amani tuliyo rithi kutoka kwa wa asisi wa Taifa hili idadi kubwa ya wawekezaji wamekuwa wakiingia nchini kuwekeza mitaji na hivyo kuifanya nchi kuwa katika nafasi nzuri ya kukuza...
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Mbona wamekuwa kimya namna hii? au ndio wameamua kujichimbia huko Canada na kwingineko?
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Tunajua mpaka sasa kwanini aligombea kuwa raisi wa ccm. Anapenda kusafiri na kupanda pia nje ya nchi ili aonekane very intelligent in paper but ukimuuliza what happened Tanzania haina umeme au...
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Source: Yahoo friends An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon...
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