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Wadau, mwisho wa mwezi huu nina mpango wa kusafiri sehemu ambapo hakuna hiyo kitu. Ninahitaji sehemu hapa dar...affordable... ambapo nitaenda nile kitimoto weeee..mpaka hamu iniishe. Tafadhali...
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Nimechoka nataka kupumzika nataka ban ya wiki
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SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex,they always dress on their own! Moral of story; In life, no one helps once you are screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH NO...
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Wapendwa katika Bwana, NDUGU Wakristo umefika wakati tumeonelea kuwa ipo haja ya kuwaelezeni machache ili kuona maendeleo yetu na mafanikio tuliokwisha yapata hapa Zanzibar, yanaendelezwa na...
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Nawasalimuni ninyi nyote, leo nina swali dogo tu, je hakuna ujinga wenye faida? je makosa yote tunayofanya hayana faida yoyote? hebu tupatie ujinga wenye faida ili tuweze kujifunza.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Newton's 3rd law of motion
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Toka nimalize chuo hali yangu kifedha inazidi kushuka kila siku, na naona itafikia pahari sitoweza ingia jf kabisaaaaa, so natoa contancts S. L. P 2242. Tuwasiliane.
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WanaJF naomba mniunge mkono Invisible apigwa Ban kwa mienzi miwili Kosa: Kuleta taarifa bila ya kuzibitisha ( shimbo na wiza wa 3 Trilion) Muda: 2 Months Hii itakuwa fundisho kwa kila mtu...
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Mme karudi nyumbani akiwa njwii (kalewa). Mke akamwuliza; Mme wangu mbona umelewa hivi, twende unionyeshe ulikuwa unakunywa wapi. Mme akampeleka kwenye baa ya muuza gongo. Mama muuza gongo...
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Hivi sa hivi ni usiku au mchana? ni mchana au ni usiku? usiku, a, a mchana ok baadae ni usiku HAMNA ni Mchana..!
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Toka umejiunga na JF miezi kadhaa iliyopita umekuwa ni kati ya wanaJF ambao wamekuwa mvuto wa aina yake hapa jamvini kutokana na maoni, ushauri, ama michango yako ktk topics mbalimbali. Umekuwa...
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Jamani wacheni nimwite mungu na abaki kuwa mungu ..tar 2 august ndio siku yangu ya kwanza kumuona kisura wangu aliekuja kuwa mtarajiwa wangu na sasa ni mamadidy aka mamafaith,,tar 3 mamaaa didy...
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Leo katika zunguka yangu ile nimetoka mitaa ya maskani nikaamua kukamata basi chap chap kwani nilikuwa siendi mbali.. basi lilikuwa halina watu wengi nikakaa fresh kwenye kiti kilichokuwa karibu...
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Kilema na kipofu walikuwa safarini ikatokea gari likawa chafua kwa maji machafu yule kilema akamwambia tulikimbize gari kipofu akamwambia tulliza munkari nilisha save number usipime ni full mavicheko
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Kuna mchungaji alikuwa akihubiri kanisani akisema Mtu atakayetenda mema siku ya kwenda mbinguni atakwenda kwa ndege. Sasa ikafika siku ya kwenda mbinguni, jamaa mmoja akafanikiwa kwenda kwa ndege...
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Leo ni siku ya kuzaliwa ya Eng Stella Manyanya kama nilivyomsikia yeye mwenyewe katika mahojiano kwenye kipindi cha mahojiano kabla ya bunge leo asubuhi tbc taifa. Happy birthday Mh. Eng. Stella...
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Try your name in JAPANESE.. Its funny..... A- ka, B- tu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J- zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O- mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi...
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Mangi mmoja muuza vyepe alitoa mpya ya mwaka baada kutaka kudanja kwa kuendekeza pesa na msos anao, unajua ilikuaje... IKO HIV....... Mangi kijiweni kwake anauza vyepe mara njaa ikaanza kumuuma...
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She came and conquered JF with her no holds barred kitsch ..............................she was raunchy yet hilarious performing artist..............................but after being faced with a...
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Reason: Banning JF members Week-end njema !
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