SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex,they always dress on their own! Moral of story; In life, no one helps once you are screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH NO. 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say ;congrats: But, none of them come touch the man s penis and say : Good job; Moral of the story; Hard work is never appreciated!