Pembeni ya baa inayouza pombe za kienyeji kulikuwa na mlevi mmoja aliyekuwa anakojoa huku akitoa vijampo kwa sauti kubwa iliyokuwa ikiwakera walevi wenzie.Ndipo walipomuuliza mbona unakojoa huku...
Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn't PAY!
The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the...
Wakiwa wamechoshwa na hali ya umasikini, ufisadi na wanasiasa wasiowajibika, na hasa kutokana na barabara mbovu isiyopitika, wanawake wa kijiji cha Barbacoas, Colombia, wameamua kuanzisha mgomo...
Three men were in the martenity hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man,
"Sir, you're the father of twins."
"Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a...
On his first date with a beautiful woman, Kimbweka decided to impress her with his knowledge of wine. He told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the...
Watu wengi wanakumbuka walizaliwa lini,lakini ni siku ipi ya wiki?jumatatu,jumanne,jumatano?hapo sio wote wanaokumbuka!ukipenda nifuate.zingatia table...
Maoni yangu kama tukiwapa Wachina waiongoze Takukuru kwa Sheria zao Watafute wala Rushwa nadhani viongozi wote serikalini watakuwa ni Historia tu kwani Watanyongwa na kuzikwa Wachina hawataki kitu...
Birthdays are there for fun and a
chance to celebrate with loved ones
But as time and years goes by and you
become mature.... it is a perfect chance apart
from New Years Eve to remind you...
Jamaa mmoja akiwa katika basi,alikaa karibu na dada mmoja mrembo balaa.Wakiwa njiani,jamaa alijaribu kumtongoza yule binti bila mafanikio.Mara ghafla lile basi likatekwa na majambazi.Majambazi...
English signs in different places
Cocktail lounge , Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners...
Jamaa mmoja alioa mke mara siku moja mkewe akamwambia kuwa bomba lao la maji limepasuaka,jamaa akamjibu 'umeona me fundi bomba?',mkewe akawa mpole,haikupita wiki 1 mkewe akamwambia kuwa ukuta wa...
Nionapo avatar za watu fulani humu mhhhh... sijui hata niseme nini!
Avatar ya MJ1 - inanivutia sana
Boss - usiseme! mtajaza wenyewe
BAK - Inafurahisha
King'asti - inanikwaza kimawazo!
MMKJJ -...
A little boy said: Mum do you know that our house girl is an angel?
Mum: Why do you say that junior?
Lil Boy: Because I saw her naked with her hands on the wall shouting oh God I'm coming..... I'm...
An inspirational speaker said:Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasnt my wife.
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:She was my mother
A big round of...