A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. They have stolen everything,the dashboard, the steering wheel,the brake pedal, even the accelerator, he cried out. "Thats too bad"the police officer sympathised However, before the police investigation could continue on to drive to the scene, the policemans' phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. Never mind, the drunk said with a hiccup. I got in the back seat by mistake.