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Kuna night club flani nilikuta changudoa wana mzunguka mtaliii mja hajui kiingereza ana mwambia mtalii luk may milk is standing.
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Ningeomba Hii thread itumike kwaajili ya update za Mafuta Tuu. 1. Hapa iringa katika kituo Cha Iringa filling station(Kwa Asas) Tayari ameshashusha Lori mbili za Diesel na Anauza Diesel kama...
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Katika basi moja,mama mmoja alitaka kumyonyesha mtoto,mtoto akagoma,mama akamwambia nyonya,kama utaki nampa anko anyonye!" anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyekaa na huyo mama.Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...
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Kwako ze boss, Natumaini umzima na unajiandaa vema na weekend! Isingekuwa mbaya kama ningekualika futari siku moja tukiwa na familia yangu pamoja na mme wangu mpendwa! Nia hasa ya message hii...
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Once in a conference,three scientist A .chinese,B,German C Tanzanian were talking about the technological advances their countries have achieved in the field of medicine A.says the chinese in...
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jamani mwenzenu natafuta mchumba.
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Mailizia sentensi ifuatayo. Nataka kut.............!
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Mzee mmoja alikuwa na kijana wake ambaye alikuwa akisoma sekondari fulani ya bweni hapa nchini. Kijana huyo alikuwa ni mvivu na mtoro wa shule hivyo kusababisha yeye kushika nafasi ya mwisho...
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Nakumbuka sana makala za huyu Padre kwenye gazeti la RAI. Siku izi simskii tena, hasa baada ya kanisa kutomtambu. Alihamia gazeti jengine ama ameacha moja kwa moja kuandika? tupeane habari watu...
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Maji yapo lakini hayatoki>>>Mafuta yapo lakini hayauzwi>>>Mafisadi wapo lakini wanaangaliwa tu>>>Magamba yapo lakini hayabanduliwi,yaani raha kwa kwenda mbele!
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Kumekuwa na tabia tofauti za uvaaji wa suti hasa za wanaume ambapo wengine uvaa na kuacha label ya designer aliyetengeneza suti husika kama vile hugo boss, pierre caldin, georgio armani n.k...
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Kutokana na vurugu zinazoendelea huko Uingereza ubalozi wa Tanzania umeamua kuwarudisha watanzania wote nyumbani. Itasaidia kurudisha raia na mali zao. watanzania wote mnatakiwa kuwasiliana na...
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When you see an opportunity take it. Our government has proven very weak in handling issues. Issue ya mafuta inaathiri Uchumi kwa kiasi kikubwa sana. 1. Ni mitambo mingapi imefungwa kwasababu...
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Foleni Dar yapatiwa uvumbuzi na serikali ya SISIMU imeanza kujigamba kua imetekeleza ahadi yake ya kuondoa msongamano wa foleni jijini Dar es Salaam. Kwa siku kama 5 hivi msongamano wa magari...
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Unajua unapofanya suprise uwe makini,kulikua na mr na mrs wanaish vzur,siku moja mr alikua na furaha sana akarudi nyumbn akaingia chumbn akamuacha mrs sebuleni,akabadilisha line ya simu ili...
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Nadhani wadanganyika mlisikia wachuuzi wa petroli juzi walipoipa serikali masaa 24 kufanya wanavyotaka wenyewe la sivyo wataona chamte makuni, ikitokea na wamachinga pia wakaipa serikali masaa...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also...
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Kwa wale ambao hajaiona hii picha ya .. zama za tekelinakojia..Ukoo mzima unakomenti topic ya JF.. ...
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mama mmoja alimpeleka mwanae hospitalini ili dokta akamfanyie uchunguzi na kubaini ni nini kilichofanya awe na uvimbe tumboni ilmchukua dokta sekunde mbili tu kugundua na kusema.."mama hebu...
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Kweli ma doctar wa hawa ndugu zetu wana shuhuli nipale walipo ambiwa watoe mifano ili kwa wale waliopona waruhusiwe huyo jamaa wa kwanza alipanda juu kwenye kona ya nyumba akajininginiza mwenzake...
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