JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A husband and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house.
They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.
Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was...
2 Reactions
10 Replies
1K Views
Hii kali RUGAIMUKAMU: Hivi Rweyongeza kale katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku hizi? Maana nakumbuka kalikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari bingwa sasa!
MUCHUNGUZI: Ee Albert...
1 Reactions
6 Replies
2K Views
NDUGU ZANGU WATANZANIA,NASIKITIKA
KUWATANGAZIA KUA,MAJI YALIYOBAKI MTERA
NI YA KUCHAMBIA TUU.........
SASA CHAGUENI MOJA.....MPATE
UMEME MBAKI NA MAVI YENU MATAKONI...
AU MCHAMBE MKOSE...
0 Reactions
9 Replies
1K Views
Prof.wa computer alisikika akitongoza demu!Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako mpenzi.Nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwenye CPU ya nafsi yako.Naomba uni DOUBLE CLICK kwenye maisha yako niwe...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
1K Views
Ndugu wadangayika, tunasikitika kutangaza kuwa maji yaliyobaki bwawa la mtera ni ya kuchambia tu.Sasa muamue kupata umeme mmbaki na mafi yenu au mchambe mkose umeme?
ngeleeja! (nimetumiwa na mtu...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
1K Views
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, What is wrong with you?
Adam said, I dont have anyone to talk to.
God said, I will give you a companion...
0 Reactions
0 Replies
1K Views
Pepo za umeme zitavuma taratibu kutoka upande wa kusini mwa Dar es Salaam kuelekea upande wa Kaskazini. Hivyo kutakuwa na umeme mchache maeneo yote ya Jiji na ngurumo nyingi za Jenereta pande...
4 Reactions
25 Replies
3K Views
This Is Good
=============
The story is told of a king in Africa who had a
close friend
with whom he grew up. The friend had a
habit of looking at
every situation that ever occurred in his...
1 Reactions
10 Replies
1K Views
mfalme mmoja alitangaza kuwa binti yake anataka kuolewa.hivyo basi atakayetaka kumuoa nilazima avuke mto wenye mamba wengi.basi siku iliyofuatia vijana wakajitokeza kwa wingi.zoezi...
1 Reactions
8 Replies
2K Views
- Closed
Jee, AshaDii na SteveDii ni mtu na mkewe? ndugu? au mtu mmoja? au hawana uhusiano wowote ni coincidence ya id tu?
0 Reactions
96 Replies
6K Views
walevi wawili waslikiwa wana zunguka usiku hamadi wakakuana na mchungaji katoka mkesha
mchungaji ; vijana mmeharibika njooni niwafunze njia ya kwenda kwa bwana
mlevi ;samahani brother sisi...
0 Reactions
9 Replies
2K Views
JF modi, mimi JK ni limtani langu, nimisikiaga li raisi lilikweda kwenye bezidei ya madiba wakati tuna liskendo la kukosa umeme .. hata mang'ombe yangu yalishidwaga kulala usiku kwa kukosa tala...
1 Reactions
0 Replies
1K Views
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
1K Views
Vp mambo wana JF
Leo nimekumbuka zamani kweli unajua ni ninii? Haya soma hapa chini
ASALI
Ali ni mtoto mtundu. Alisikia kwamba ukimfuata nyuki utakula asali.
Asali ni tamu...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
1K Views
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
1K Views
Kuna mtoto alikuwa anamsimulia mama yake story. Akasema mama, wakati niko tumboni kuna nyoka alikuwa anaingia ananitishia anatoka. Halafu ananitemea na mate. Halafu analegea na anatoka. Mama yake...
0 Reactions
3 Replies
1K Views
Mtoto mdogo wa umri kati ya miaka nane na kumi aliyeishi na wazazi wenye kupenda sana dini,
walimfundisha jinsi ya kusali sala ya bwana, ambayo aliambiwa kuwa lazima awe anasali kila siku usiku...
2 Reactions
7 Replies
2K Views
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young...
1 Reactions
7 Replies
2K Views