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Mh! Wananchi hebu someni alama za nyakati. Giza ni asili yetu watanzania. Hamjaona kwenye bendera yetu kuna rangi nyeusi? Hiyo inaashiria giza totoro. Sasa hata tukipigana hiyo rangi ipo tangu...
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Once in a conference, three scientist. A Chinese, a German and a Kenyan, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of...
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Last year, the Russians started digging an Archeological site in Siberia. After digging 500ft, they found some copper wire dating back 5,000 years. Thus, they concluded that their ancestors had...
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There is always Plan B.
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Mweeeee!
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the...
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Jamaa mmoja ambaye yeye ana tabia ya kuonekana anafahamu kitu katika ulimwengu huu wa sayansi na technologia. Siku moja aliadhirika baada kuwatambia watu kwamba yeye ni miongoni mwa watu wachache...
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Source: Kibonzo gazetini leo (modified) Mwalimu: Wanafunzi, rangi za BENDERA ya Taifa la Tanzania ziko ngapi? Mwanafunzi: Nne! Mwalimu: Zitaje. Mwanafunzi: Kijani, Bluu, Njano na Nyeusi...
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Huyu jamaa yetu ni top class! Ameweza kumrushu msanii wetu kwenye GulfStream bila ya matatizo yoyote kuanzia Africa,Ulaya,America,Asia ,kasoro Antarctica na South Pole tu hawajafika. CV yake ni...
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Inasemakana kuwa katika africa mashariki watu ambao wana matumbo makubwa na havi weight katika vikosi vya police na jeshi la wananchi basi tanzania na zanzibar ni ya wa kwanza,hii ni kweli...
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MAISHA NI UCHUZI. Wakati mwingine: 1. Unachotaka hukipati (Mapenzi) 2. Unachopata hukifurahii (ndoa) 3. Kinachofurahisha hakidumu (Boy/Girlfriend) 4. Kinachodumu kinakera (mume/mke). Kipi ni...
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Naomba mnisaidie katika hili, Hivi hawa wabunge wa ccm inakuwaje wana lalamikia hotuba za bajeti sana na mwisho wanaunga mkono hoja nimekuwa nikitafakari jambo hili na sijapata jibu kama ndio...
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London Mayor Boris Johnson is raising a stink over minor congestion charges he says President Obama's motorcade incurred while visiting his city, the London Evening Standard reports. Johnson has...
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Haya ndio matatizo makubwa sasa Tanzania Incompetence Tatizo la umeme Rushwa na mafisadi wao Miaka 50 ya UHURU,bado budget yetu inategemea Wazungu Miaka 50 ya UHURU,bado wagonjwa wanalala...
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Vikao vya bajeti vinavyoendelea bungeni jioni hii kwenye kuchangia bajeti ya afya bungeni karibu asilimia 65 ya wabunge wote wameingia mitini nikiangalia luningani pale bungeni wabunge ni wachache...
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"During this Sunday Service in church, a priest gave the followingsermon:** Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!** Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.** YES.....THAT Piece of MEAT ...
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Habari wapendwa. Miaka 12 iliyopita nilikua A'level shule moja DSM. Kuna binti nilikaa nae hostel. Hatukua tunapatana kabisa na kiukweli nilimpa wakati mgumu sana siku zile kwa sababu nilikua na...
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Baada chereko nyingi ulifika muda wa maakuli, mara wakaingia warembo wa2 na kuanza kunawisha waalikwa' mafuta ya kula! Huwezi amini baadhi ya waalikwa walianza kutokwa na mate ya hamu wakitamani...
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