JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jitu dume zima linavaa T-shirt imeandikwa;I'M A PRETTY GIRL,GRAVEDIGGER,MORTUARY ATTENDANT,99% DEVIL AND 1% ANGEL e.t.c,bora mtu mwenyewe angeivaa kwa malengo lakini mtu hata english language...
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Kujua nyota yako (HOROSCOPES) ya kila siku tembelea BONGOWAP.HEXAT.COM
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Mbunge wa Kinondoni, akiomba mwongozo kuhusu kauli aliyotoa Meya wa Dar kuhusu UDA kwamba kuna wabunge wanafikiri kwa makalio na sio akili.
Amesema kauli hiyo inadhalilisha bunge zima na...
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I was born black,
I grew up black,
My skin is black in the sun,
I'm black when I'm scared,
Black when I'm ill
I'll die black.
While you, my white brother,
You were pink at birth,
White while...
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Title yahusika nlishangazwa na masista jana na kufuturu walifunga nini? Kesho kuna msomali alshabab naye atafuturishwa ikulu yetu ,imegeuka restaurant!na bajeti ni ipi hiyo!
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MH JAKAYA.::
pole kwa kazi mkuu wa taifa hli lenye miaka hamsini bdo linaitwa changa, kilio hiki naomba kisilete matanga. jembe la mkono limeshanipa sugu kiganja kimekuwa kama soli ya ya kiatu...
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Nasikia kwa wakazi wa kanda ya ziwa na wenyeji wa maeneo hayo ya Mikoa ya Tabora ,Shinyanga na Mwanza unapokutana na wakina dada wa huko wao upenda kutumia msemo huu "Ng'wishage Tamu" msaada...
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Siku 1 baba na mama walilala ktk kitanda double deka na watoto wao wawili....watoto walilala juu wao wakalala chini ilipofika nite kali dingi akataka mchezo so wakaanza mpodo kama kawaida...mzuka...
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When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the
British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his
honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with...
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Just heard kua Tabata kuna bonge ya varangati. Vijana hawataki longolongo wameziba njia na kuvamia vituo.
Wameanza Tabata relini kituo cha mafuta cha meru, then oil com na walikua wanakiendea...
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A son in a boarding school wrote to his Dad "... conditional critical @ school, send money else suicide!". Dad replies " situation @ home very terrible, suicide approved!".
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She...
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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..
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The Indian man said to the American, We have problem in India.
We cant marry...
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Siku moja YESU alipokuwa akijiaandaa kupanda mlimani kwenda kusali,aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja.Mitume wote walibeba mawe yenye ukubwa wa wastani isipokuwa Yuda Iskariote,yeye kwa...
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For sure English is not our mothers tongue & if it is wrongly pronounced it can totally mean something different 2 what u want 2 say.
Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada
After a luncheon hosted...
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Hehee, technolojia inatupeleka mbali sana. Click hiyo link halafu kwenye video itakayotokea, fanya jaribio la kumgusa puani huyo jamaa kwa kutumia cursor yako...
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Kwa kawaida watoto ni watundu sana na hupenda kufahamu kilichojificha , lakini hawa ni zaidi
Sijui utawakatazaje?
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Siku moja wakati nikiwa napata moja moto moja baridi kwetu Tz. Nilimsikia jamaa mmoja akimwambia mwenzake "Mngoni bora umpe milioni mia atafikisha salama kuliko kumwamini kukulelea mtoto wako wa...
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Wana JF naomba kujua eti ni kweli kuwa mkurya yuko radhi kukusamehe akikuta unamahusiano yasiyo halali kati yako wewe na mkewe lakini anauwezo wa kukiujeruhi vibaya kama akisikia unamahuisiano na...
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airplane was about to crash;
there were 5
passengers on board but only
4 parachutes. The first
passenger said, " I'm Kobe
Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player, the Lakers
need me, I can't...
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