A Joke For Adults Only (MUST READ)

[X-PASTER]

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
Gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc,
it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
Tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her
Left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
Out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
With both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it
Between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour to do that?"
The old man replied,

"Yes. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."


SORRY
YOU... DIRTY MIND !!!

 

[Nazjaz]

mweeeeee

 

[King’asti]

hahaha! u got me,lol!

 

[Katavi]

Ahahahaaah!!

 

[Kaunga]

Haha ha! Don't messwith oldfolkd
Bibi kizee mmoja (83) aliamua kusherekea siku yake ya kuzaliwa kwa kujipa treat ya kukaa kwenye hotel nzuri, jijini London!

Asubuhi, kapewa bill ya £250 akiwa amepigwa na butwaa akasema "what? Just a single night in an ordinary room inacost that much? Akakataa kulipa! Akaomba kumuona Meneja!

Meneja alivyokuja, akaexplain kuwa hiyo hotel ina swimming pool, usiku kulikuwa na live band, kuna rare collectin za wine etc; but yule bibi akasema hajatumia any of those extras. Meneja akasema, "sorry madam, but there were here, you could use them"

Bibi akaandika cheki ya £40 akampa Meneja, Meneja akasema whattt??? Bibi akasema "nimededuct £210 as a charge of sleeping with me;" Meneja akasema, "but I didn't!" Lakini bibi akamjibu, "u could have, l was here so l am charging u for that!"

 

[The Priest]

Haha ha! Don't messwith oldfolkdBibi kizee mmoja (83) aliamua kusherekea siku yake ya kuzaliwa kwa kujipa treat ya kukaa kwenye hotel nzuri, jijini London!Asubuhi, kapewa bill ya £250 akiwa amepigwa na butwaa akasema "what? Just a single night in an ordinary room inacost that much? Akakataa kulipa! Akaomba kumuona Meneja!Meneja alivyokuja, akaexplain kuwa hiyo hotel ina swimming pool, usiku kulikuwa na live band, kuna rare collectin za wine etc; but yule bibi akasema hajatumia any of those extras. Meneja akasema, "sorry madam, but there were here, you could use them"Bibi akaandika cheki ya £40 akampa Meneja, Meneja akasema whattt??? Bibi akasema "nimededuct £210 as a charge of sleeping with me;" Meneja akasema, "but I didn't!" Lakini bibi akamjibu, "u could have, l was here so l am charging u for that!"

that's ver fun

 

[X-PASTER]

Haha ha! Don't messwith oldfolkd
Bibi kizee mmoja (83) aliamua kusherekea siku yake ya kuzaliwa kwa kujipa treat ya kukaa kwenye hotel nzuri, jijini London!

Asubuhi, kapewa bill ya £250 akiwa amepigwa na butwaa akasema "what? Just a single night in an ordinary room inacost that much? Akakataa kulipa! Akaomba kumuona Meneja!

Meneja alivyokuja, akaexplain kuwa hiyo hotel ina swimming pool, usiku kulikuwa na live band, kuna rare collectin za wine etc; but yule bibi akasema hajatumia any of those extras. Meneja akasema, "sorry madam, but there were here, you could use them"

Bibi akaandika cheki ya £40 akampa Meneja, Meneja akasema whattt??? Bibi akasema "nimededuct £210 as a charge of sleeping with me;" Meneja akasema, "but I didn't!" Lakini bibi akamjibu, "u could have, l was here so l am charging u for that!"

Vibibi vingine vijanja, oh!

 

[LordJustice1]

Mmmmmmh, X-PASTER na Kaunga mlishatuokota wengi wetu kama sio wote!