JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mambo ya Bongo sasa hivi kiboko; kuna mashopingi moli kama ya mtoni, Maubungo Plaza, Mayfair Plaza na maplaza mengine mengi tuuu! Maapatimenti, mariili esteti broka, mabangaloo, na maskai skrepa...
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TINA:Kwanini unasema wabunge wote ni madaktari?
ZIRO:Ndiyo kwa sababu kuunga mkono lazima uwe daktari!
Source: MTANZANIA
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Mwanafunzi wa shule ya msingi Kakuyu amefukuzwa shule kwa kumuuliza mwalimu wake wa Kiingereza ambaye pia ni mwalimu mkuu wa shule hiyo kuwa dagaa kwa Kiingereza anaitwaje?
Mwalimu huyo...
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Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After...
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Jamaa mmoja alilewa sana pombe. Usiku akiwa amelala akaota ndoto anapaa na akafika mbinguni. Akawa amefurahi sana. Baadae akamwomba mungu ruhusa arudi duniani kidogo.wakamwambia ukishafika...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
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kunajamaa mmoja alikuwa ni muoga sana wa kutenda dhambi, siku moja shetani akamtembelea na kumwambia kijana nakuomba uzini na mke wa mtu nitakulipa pesa, jamaa akakataa na kusema hiyo ni dhambi...
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jamaa mmoja alienda kumpeleka mke wake hospitalini ili kujifungua...! kwakweli mama alikua kwenye hali mbaya sana ya uchungu.... walipofika dr akawaambia ametengeneza mashine ambayo inaweza...
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Ni bunge lipi machachari, la mzee Sitta au ili la mama Makinda? Why?
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets...
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sikumoja ticha alikua anafundisha kuhusu mbuga za wanyama clas.akawauliza wanafunzi wangapi wangependa kutembelea mbuga za wanyama?wanafunzi wakanyosha vidole isipokua dogo mmoja ticha akamuuliza...
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from dar to moshi. Nina wiki moja sina kampani wana moshi hebu nikaribisheni mwenzenu nijisikie nipo nyumbani.
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A man whose leg had given him many years of suffering went to the doctor to have it cut off..so after the surgery, the man gained his consciousness and realised that the doctor was very...
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Man to super Hot Air hostess: What's your Name? Air Hostess: Eva Benz:) Man: Wow, lovely name. Any relation with mercedez Benz? Air hostess (smilling) : ''same price''.
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Nimesoma gazeti la JAMBO Leo limemnukuu Nape AKISEMA Roho yake ameikabidhi kwa MUNGU katika wakati huu MGUMU WA vita dhidi ya mapapa CCM
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jamaa mmoja alikua anakaa kwenye kamji kadogo hivi..! sasa akafanikiwa kwenda kwenye school of law 'kusomea sheria'... baada ya kumaliza masomo yake akadhani ni vizuri arudi mjini kwao ili afanye...
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A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.
They have stolen everything,the dashboard, the steering wheel,the brake pedal, even the accelerator,...
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Muda 30minutes,
Usiibie majibu kwa mwenzako.
1. Chama gani wabunge wake wanalala bungeni?
2. Kiongozi aliyewahi kusema hajui sababu ya umasikini wa watanzani, ni nani ?
3. Chama gani wabunge...
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Sifa awe kipofu halafu kiziwi tena bubu kama una sifa hizo tu wasiliane PM.
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habari zetu wana JF.
Mimi ni mwanagenzi katika anga hizi aloo.ila tokea nilipojiunga nimeona majina machache sana ya wana Jf ambayo ni most familiar kwa jamii ya Kitanzania. Hivi kweli hayo ndiyo...
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