Just heard kua Tabata kuna bonge ya varangati. Vijana hawataki longolongo wameziba njia na kuvamia vituo.
Wameanza Tabata relini kituo cha mafuta cha meru, then oil com na walikua wanakiendea...
A son in a boarding school wrote to his Dad "... conditional critical @ school, send money else suicide!". Dad replies " situation @ home very terrible, suicide approved!".
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..
Shot after shot
The Indian man said to the American, We have problem in India.
We cant marry...
Siku moja YESU alipokuwa akijiaandaa kupanda mlimani kwenda kusali,aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja.Mitume wote walibeba mawe yenye ukubwa wa wastani isipokuwa Yuda Iskariote,yeye kwa...
For sure English is not our mothers tongue & if it is wrongly pronounced it can totally mean something different 2 what u want 2 say.
Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada
After a luncheon hosted...
Hehee, technolojia inatupeleka mbali sana. Click hiyo link halafu kwenye video itakayotokea, fanya jaribio la kumgusa puani huyo jamaa kwa kutumia cursor yako...
Siku moja wakati nikiwa napata moja moto moja baridi kwetu Tz. Nilimsikia jamaa mmoja akimwambia mwenzake "Mngoni bora umpe milioni mia atafikisha salama kuliko kumwamini kukulelea mtoto wako wa...
Wana JF naomba kujua eti ni kweli kuwa mkurya yuko radhi kukusamehe akikuta unamahusiano yasiyo halali kati yako wewe na mkewe lakini anauwezo wa kukiujeruhi vibaya kama akisikia unamahuisiano na...
airplane was about to crash;
there were 5
passengers on board but only
4 parachutes. The first
passenger said, " I'm Kobe
Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player, the Lakers
need me, I can't...
Jamaa mmoja ambaye alikuwa ni cha usingizi sana, siku moja akiwa kanisani nyakati za usiku mchungaji akiwa anahubiri, jamaa kama kawaida akapata usingizi, lakini kutokana na muda huo kuwa usiku...
Death came to a guy and said, "my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list".
So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't you...
Mfungwa mmoja baada ya kutoroka jela,alikuwa akitembea barabarani huku akiwa kavaa uniform za kifungwa.Mara ghafla mbele yake umbali wa mita 200 akaliona gari la polisi likimjia.Uamuzi aliochukua...
Kijana mmoja mmoja wa kikurya alio Mwanamke wa kabila la kisukuma akamfundisha kuzungumza kikurya hivyo mwanamke yule akawa ameifahamu vizuri luugha ya mumewe na wanawe akawa anaizungumza kwa...
1. PHD- Permanent Head Damage. Hii hasahasa ni kwa hapa Tz maana kwa mtazamo wangu wengi wa PHD holders hawajasaidia nchi kwa lolote zaidi ya kusaidia ma2mbo yao. Kwa kujijali wao binafsi huku...
wadau baada ya kuwadondoshea thread iliyohusu kuhitaji ajira usalama wa taifa,hapa tena nashusha nyingine.
kwa wale wenzangu na mimi wanaoutumia usafiri wa daladala sio wageni wa hili jambo.mimi...
Nilikua naangalia kipindi cha cha Spora ndani Star television mwendesha kipindi alikuwa anafanya maojihano na mtaalamu wa kupiga picha za magazeti na blog Muhidin Issa Michuzi.
Mwandishi alikuwa...
Nimekumbuka nilipoingia kidato cha kwanza shuleni kwangu tulikuwa tunaitwa Nyoya,nakumbuka kuna kijana mmoja mwenye asilia ya kisomali ambae alipata kuja kuwa maalufu sana wakati huo aliiingia...
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