JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
JOB APPLICATION I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no...
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..... ni mchezaji wa Mpira wa Kikapu nchini Marekani Dwight Howard. Alianzia ziara yake mjini Monduli kwa Mbunge Lowasa kabla ya kuelekea Ikulu kumsalimia Rais wa nchi J.K. Hivi wakuu hii...
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katika majina yaliyomo kwenye simu zenu nyie kina kaka. Ni kundi gani la watu linaongoza %ge wise. 1. Family Members? 2. Work mates? 3. Normal friends? 4. Business partner? 4. Women to date.?/...
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A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are...
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wakuu swala la ukabila kuongoza nchi haliepukiki,nilikuwa nasoma magazine kutoka south africa jinsi waqosa walivyo na uwezo mkubwa wa kuongoza nchi,mandela na thabo mbeki waote ni waqosa,jacob...
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it s never too late. you just wait for your turn
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Wadau wa lindi, Naomba mnishauri hoteli nzuri ya kufikia nikiwa Lindi. Mwajifya inno!!!
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Kijana alikwenda kukopa kwa Baba sh 50 na Mama sh 50 akawa na sh 100, akaenda kununua vitu vya sh 97 akabaki na sh 3, akarudi akampa Baba sh 1 na Mama 1, na yeye akabaki na sh 1, kwa hiyo Baba...
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Hehehe, bibi harusi wetu Yanga naona anatoa machozi. Pole, bao mbili tu unalia?
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Jamani hivi tunakwenda wapi? hili zoezi la kuwa kila siku viongozi wa serikali wanafurutisha, je hiyo kasma imetoka wapi na sasa hata balozi zimeanza huu mchezo. Hivi ikifika shughuli za madhehebu...
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sherekea miaka 50 ya gizania sory 'uhuru' miongoni mwa maendeleo 2lioyapata ni pamoja na mgao wa umeme pamoja migao mingineyo!!
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Salaaam wana jf, kuna kitu nimekuwa nikijiuliza hivi kuzaa/kuzaliwa mtu handsome kwa wanaume na beutiful kwa wanawake je nini sababu? 1. Je inategemea na wazazi kuwa beutiful na handsome? 2.Ni...
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Katika kupitia maoni na mada mbali mbali zinazojadiliwa kwenye JF nimegundua jambo moja la msingi amablo watu wengi lazima hulijadili nalo ni la Dini . Dini imechukuwa nafasi kubwa kwenye...
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when I was a KID: Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, Bitch was a FEMALE DOG, Dick was a NAME, BJ was a NICK-NAME, Bang was a SOUND, Rubber was just like PLASTIC, Ass was an ANIMAL, Screw...
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Hivi dunia hii ni yako au umekodi? Asubuhi umeamka hukusali, mchana umepita hukumshukuru MUNGU na usi ku huu unataka kulala bila kuomba, hebu amka usali ndipo ulale.
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Glasses for Work I came home from work last night exhausted. I said to my wife, "I need my glasses checked. I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death." Perplexed, the wife asked...
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Once in a conference three scientists, from China, Germany, and Tanzania were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representantive countries have achived in the field of...
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TIM;Hivi lini utastaarabika Tom,kila tukipewa vipande vya nyama wewe unawahi kipande kikubwa mimi unaniachia kidogo,why? TOM;Wewe ungekuwa wakwanza kuchagua ungechukua kipande kipi...
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TANGAZO KWA WAHEHE WOTE: Chuo kipya kabisa cha Kihehe kimefunguliwa Kihesa, Iringa. (HEHE SKILLS AND TECHNICAL COLLEGE OF LIFE) Kinatangaza kozi za mwaka 2011/2012 kama ifuatavyo: 1.Kugema ulanzi...
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kuna hali fulani ya wananchi kumchoka raisi akiwa bado madarakani mfano mwinyi, mkapa na sasa jk. Lakini baada ya kuchaguliwa raisi anaefuata mambo huwa tofauti na wananchi wengi husema afadhali...
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