nimewahi kusikia kuwa zipo dawa,chemicals ambazo ukipulizia ukutani
majumbani.mbu hawakanyagi kabisa nyumbani kwako kwa miezi kadhaa
mwenye kujua hizo dawa,please na wapi zinapatikana
naomba...
Ni mwezi wa tano sasa suti yangu haijakamilika, njoo kesho au wiki ijayo ndio jibu nililokuwa napewa kila nikimuona. Ilibidi niazime suti ya kaka wakati wa sherehe iliyokusudiwa niivae hiyo suti...
Baada ya hali ya maisha kubana kishenzi walevi waliokuwa wamezoea kupata kilaji kwa staili ya weita lete mbilimbili kama tulivyo wamebuni mbinu mpya.
Mlevi anayeona hawezi kumudu kuagiza raundi...
padri mmoja kila apitapo kijijini kuelekea kanisani humpata mmasai amekaa nje ya nyumba na mbuzi wake aliempenda sana.siku hio padri alimrai mmasai waende kanisani.kwa jinsi mmasai alivyompenda...
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and...
Inajulikana kwamba paka hata ukimrusha vp,kamwe hataangukia mgongo.Lakini ukimchukua paka huyo huyo,ukampaka asali vidoleni,mwache aionje kidogo halafu mrushe juu uone.Paka akiwa na asali vidoleni...
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Morning Motivation
When I woke up this morning lying in bed,
I wasasking myself;
What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answer right there,
in my very...
Kama kawaida, dogo katoka shule ile anafika tu home mother wake akamkamata na kuanza kumuuliza walichofundishwa... Kwa comfidence dogo akamjibu tumefundishwa hesabu kwa kiingereze, so mother...
Kuna jamaa alikuwa na matatizo ya uzazi, alipokwenda kwa dokta akapimwa, lakini dokta akazippenda korodani za mshkaji kutokana na size yake,akaamua kuzichukua na kuziweka kama kumbukumbu, in...
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol...
Katika shule moja mwalimu wa uraia akiwa darasani anakata pindi, maongezi yalikuwa hivi na wanafunzi.
Mwalimu: raisi wa kwanza wa Tanzania ni Nye
wanafunzi: Kunyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Q);What is the most erotic number? (A);2110593! (Q);Why? (A);When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion,they will know within 5 weeks whether or not after 9 months they will be 3.
Wana Jf tafadhali naomba kutafsiriwa hii taarifa maana kiingereza sikiwezi nimetumiwa mda si mrefu ila nahisi kama nimeshinda mahela.
ATTN:Honourable Beneficiary.
Dear Beneficiary,
We are...
Pals,
It has just come to my Notice that some of us are not really living our Normal Lives.
How the hell can someone spent over 50% of his monthly income on Rent only.
Buguruni mbona kuna nyumba...