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# Aisee shule hizi!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Henge, Aug 22, 2011.

1. ### HengeJF-Expert Member

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Kama kawaida, dogo katoka shule ile anafika tu home mother wake akamkamata na kuanza kumuuliza walichofundishwa... Kwa comfidence dogo akamjibu tumefundishwa hesabu kwa kiingereze, so mother akaanza maswali...
Mother: TWO + THREE??!
Dogo akaskuti kidogo then akajibu: "..SON OF A BITCH ITS FIVE.."
Mother: Whaaaat?? And FIVE + FIVE??!
Dogo kwa comfidence baada ya kuhesabu vidole dogo akajibu tena: ... "SON OF A BITCH ITS TEN..."
Kha...!! Mother kusikia hivyo akamkamata dogo akampa kipondo then mguu kwa mguu mpaka kwa teacher...
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Mother: Haya we mwalimu mpuuzi umemfundisha nin mwanangu leo?? TWO + THREE ni ngapi??!
Teacher: Mh.. Mbona hasira hivyo??! Nways leo wamesoma hesabu kwa kiingereza ambako nmewaambia kama mfano 2+3 hapo ilitakiwa waimbe TWO + THREE FOR THE SUM OF WHICH IS FIVE... Kwani mwanao kasemaje??
Mother kimya...

2. ### Donnie CharlieJF-Expert Member

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ha, ha, lazima akae kimya maana ishakuwa aibu.

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Jamani jamani.

4. ### HengeJF-Expert Member

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hapo lazima uwe mpole!

5. ### JejiJF-Expert Member

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mh!! dogo nuksi.

6. ### MitchellJF-Expert Member

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mh!!!!????????????

7. ### JamsuldashMember

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Dogo ameiva kiinglish mpaka ameoza. . .

8. ### Mshume KiyateJF-Expert Member

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Imetulia

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Creming impact

10. ### Cha MotoJF-Expert Member

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Dogo anatakiwa arushwe Class

11. ### RejaoJF-Expert Member

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Duh! Hii imetulia!
Kweli wazazi tuna mawazo hasi.

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