Aisee shule hizi!

[Henge]

Kama kawaida, dogo katoka shule ile anafika tu home mother wake akamkamata na kuanza kumuuliza walichofundishwa... Kwa comfidence dogo akamjibu tumefundishwa hesabu kwa kiingereze, so mother akaanza maswali...
Mother: TWO + THREE??!
Dogo akaskuti kidogo then akajibu: "..SON OF A BITCH ITS FIVE.."
Mother: Whaaaat?? And FIVE + FIVE??!
Dogo kwa comfidence baada ya kuhesabu vidole dogo akajibu tena: ... "SON OF A BITCH ITS TEN..."
Kha...!! Mother kusikia hivyo akamkamata dogo akampa kipondo then mguu kwa mguu mpaka kwa teacher...
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Mother: Haya we mwalimu mpuuzi umemfundisha nin mwanangu leo?? TWO + THREE ni ngapi??!
Teacher: Mh.. Mbona hasira hivyo??! Nways leo wamesoma hesabu kwa kiingereza ambako nmewaambia kama mfano 2+3 hapo ilitakiwa waimbe TWO + THREE FOR THE SUM OF WHICH IS FIVE... Kwani mwanao kasemaje??
Mother kimya...

 

[Donnie Charlie]

ha, ha, lazima akae kimya maana ishakuwa aibu.

 

[Ulimakafu]

Jamani jamani.

 

[Henge]

ha, ha, lazima akae kimya maana ishakuwa aibu.

hapo lazima uwe mpole!

 

[Jeji]

mh!! dogo nuksi.

 

[Mitchell]

mh!!!!????????????

 

[Jamsuldash]

Dogo ameiva kiinglish mpaka ameoza. . .

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Imetulia

 

[G_crisis]

Creming impact

 

[Cha Moto]

Dogo anatakiwa arushwe Class

 

[Rejao]

Duh! Hii imetulia!
Kweli wazazi tuna mawazo hasi.

 

[mikatabafeki]

huh................teh tehe teeeehe