JK na kibaki walipata mualiko kwenda ulaya.walipofika ugenini waliandaliwa karamu ya kukata na shoka.mezani kulikuwa na vijiko vya dhahabu na wote wawili walikuwa na mpango wa kupita na kimoja ila...
Mmasai aliamua kwenda kutembea jijini DAR..baada ya kukaa kwa muda wa mwezi mmoja hivi alimiss sana pombe yake na hakujua mahali pa kuipata...,siku moja akaamua kwenda Bar Maeneo ya kinondoni...
..Wadau Naombeni mnijuze hiki Kinywaji Savanna Dry kwanini kinapendwa sana na akina Dada,
Ukienda Bar/Grocery hukosi kukuta Mwanadada anakunywa hii kitu. Kuna nini ndani yake kwa Wadada
An older couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but...
Huwa napata raha pale ninapopanda magar ya abiria hapa dar. Gar liwe limejaza sana, tumebanana, inakuwa hivi, ubahatishe kwa mbele akae bint awe amejaaliwa nyuma. Halafu nyuma yake aiweke kwenye...
Konda wa daladala na dereva wake walikuwa wanakula vichwa hadi wanachanyikiwa kiasi wakaapizana kuwa kama huko kwa Mungu kutakuwa na kula vichwa kama wanavyokula sasa basi itakuwa peponi. Basi...
dingi moja lilikua linajifanya lenyewe na mambo ya maadili mazuri ni kama kidole na pete..! yani lilikua likisikia mtoto wake anademu ni balaa humo ndani..! lilikua hadi linapekua laptop ya mwanae...
kuna shoga mmoja aliambiwa na malaika wewe utaenda peponi shoga akasema peponi nikafanye nini mi nataka kwenda huko motoni nna udi wangu nataka nikajifukize
A French woman was so fed up with her sexless marriage that she decided to sue her husband. And she won.
The former couple, known only as Jean-Louis and Monique, had been married for 21 years...
I keep on asking myself, time and again. Why do we Drink Beer!
Is it that we get many friends?
NO
These are just Drinking partners, And A person with seven Friends who drinks, will be Spending...
baada ya kimya kingi sasa amerudi
alikua na kazi nyingi,ukweli mda haukuzidi
kama ujuavyo kimya kingi kina mshindo mkuu
birungi tena nimerudi, na habari nzito zilizo kuu.
katika pitapita...
Mzee mmoja wa kipemba alikuwa amevaa shuka yake alisafiri na jahazi akielekea pemba walipofika katikati ya bahari mara upepo mkali ulianza kuvuma mzee akaweka mikono yake kichwani kuzuia kofia...
When a woman dies,God asks the angels,'Was she married?'If the answer is 'Yes', he says,'Angel Micheal,take her to heaven,she has already been through hell!
Siku yangu ya leo imeharibika sana baada ya kushuhudia mwanaume mmoja akiletwa hospitali akiwa amekatwa uume baada ya kufumaniwa!
Jamani nyie wanaume hivi hiyo ni adhabu inayostahili kweli...