I just love this day!!
You know why. I have two days of not seeing the face of this Ugly person I call my Boss.
I just hate his face.
Its manu u vs Bolton.
Jamani wana JF naomba ufafanuzi hii statment ya taifa changa toka tunapata uhuru now ni miaka 50 bado tuajiita taifa changa. Mi nadhani hili taifa ni mbilikimo tu but si changa tena or labda tuna...
Women: How To Turn Men Down
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually Id rather have the money.
HE : Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : Im a plastic surgeon...
Habari wana JF….
If you are to be granted lolote lile utakalo katika Maisha
Yako.... Kitu gani waweza taka Most... Ambacho unajua
Ukisha kipata utaridhika daima... Naomba tafadhali...
KULIKUA NA WANANDOA YANI MKE NA MME.SASA MWANAMME AKAWA NASHAISHANAA AU NAWEZA SEMA KUIKODOLEA MACHO MARRIEGE CERTITICET(CHETI CHA NDOA) then mwanamke akasema."mumu wangu,kulikoni..mbona...
Kwa mwanaJF aliyepo Comoro au aliyewahi kufika, naomba anipe maelezo ya usafiri, malazi n.k. Ninataka kwenda kwa ajili ya mapumziko, Nimejaribu kugoogle lakini usafiri niliouona wa kutoka Dar ni...
Mmetuletea mgao wa maji tumekubali,mgao wa umeme tumezoea,na sasa mgao wa mafuta tumekubali,lakini chonde chonde msije mkatuletea na mgao wa pombe na ngono!......hapo atutaelewana kabisa...
ID: Paw
Sababu: Kumkashifu Invisible
Duration: Life
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ID: PainKiller
Sababu: Kumzushia Uongo Mzee Mwanakijiji
Duration: Mpaka Mpangaji Wa Magogoni amalize muda wake au afukuzwe na...
Toka nianze sijawahi pata BAN, nazisikia. Naomba ban, nataka nipumzike kama miaka kumi bila kuvisit jf ila nimeshindwa. Nisaidieni wana jf, nina kazi nying. Jf inanibana sana.
A baby was born at st Ann's hospital laughing lyk crazy.The doctors noticed the baby was holding something in his tiny hands.They carefully pulled his tiny fingers apart and found an ABORTION...
kuna demu nampenda, basi bila hiana nikamtokea, jibu alilonipa ni kwamba ana mtu lakini mimi sikuamin kama kweli ana mtu nikaendelea kumsumbua lakini msimamo wake ni huo huo.
ajabu uwa natoka...
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of...
Mwalimu mmoja alienda shule moja ya kijijini kusimamia mitihani.Alipokuwa akiendelea na zoezi la usimamizi,alishangaa wanafunzi wote wametulia attention bila kuandika chochote.Mara ukasikika...
Reposted....
Mod.. mliondoa hii kwa nini? ondoeni tena....
Si unajua wakenya wananyoongeaga kiswahili, hebu ongea kama wao ukisoma hii....
1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga...
We una nini??nikupe kabinti changu unaweza hisi ni didy no
ni tangazo linafundisha ma binti zetu sikuhizi wawe makini kwenye kuchagua wa milele maisha ni
at least awe na hivyo hapo juu ni vyema...
Telephone Conversations with helpdesk
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen...
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