Natoa shukrani zangu za dhati kwa wana Jf kwa post safi ambazo sio siri kwa hizo nikapata hamasa kubwa kuhusu ule uchaguzi 2005 . Na sikuishia hapo niliomba nafasi ya kusimamia na nikapata...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it...
Habar za leo wana jf.
Kuna sababu nyng zinazosababisha wanandoa kutoka nje ya ndoa zao nazo ni pamoja na:-
1.wanandoa kujsahau
pind wanapokuwa wachumba huahdiana mengi zaidi.
2.kupunguza utamu...
Note: Although this list of translations may offend some people, the list was originally sent to me by a Chinese friend of mine and other Chinese friends who have seen this have thoroughly enjoyed...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______...
Vijana wawili walipelekwa mahakamani kwa tuhuma za ubakaji.Kila mmoja aliletwa mahakamani sambamba na mwanamke aliyembaka.Mmoja alimbaka msichana mrembo balaa na mwingine alimbaka msichana mbaya...
Hapa juzi kati nilienda Mombasa,nikitembea kila baada ya muda nasikia 'bomu mzee' nikawa nastuka vipi mbona hali si shwari au nirudi kwenye giza la Ngeleja ? baada ya muda nikamuuliza mtu vipi...
The Window from which we look
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast,
The young woman sees her neighbor hanging...
Mgombea ubunge katika uchaguzi mdogo jimbo la igunga amekutwa anabanduliwa katika moja ya vichochoro mjini igunga.
mashuhuda wa tukio hilo la aibu wamedai kuwa vijana hao ambao walikuwa...
jamni sijui ni mimi tu au ..
Kuna avatar nyingine humu ndani
zinakuvita tu usome hoja zao uone walicho andika loohhhhh
saa nyingine unatabasamu peke yako mbele ya screen ,
waangali kulia kushoto...
Ni jambo la kushukuru Mungu na lakupendeza kuona jamii inaishi kwa umoja na kwa upendo.Lakini kwa hali sasa inavyoeonekana katika nchi yetu imeshakuwa kama tunaelekea kupoteza umoja wetu na upendo...
Norma Jean Young revealed to The Globe that her son Donald, who was openly gay, was a close friend of Obama. Mrs. Young also believes the Chicago Police Department has not placed a high priority...
Unakuta dada anamaziwa mazuri kama ndo saa 7,chuchu zimesimama kama koni.halafu amevaa sidiria transparent(inaonesha) maziwa yote du. Wenyewe wanaona ni stail ila du wananichanganya.
Du hii...
The guest speaker has been talking for more than three hours already. The audience was getting bored and restless. Finaly the speaker gasped, "My goodness, I must have been talking for hours! Is...
jamaa baada ya kutoka dili mida ya saa mbili usiku alijisachi na akapata hana nauli ya taxi.hivyo akasimamisha taxi huku akipiga mahesabu itakuaje.alipouliza bei dereva akamuambia elfu...