Would I get into Heaven


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A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was "No!"

"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
 
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eh kweli hilo ndo jibu la ukweli.
 
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Heaven bla kufa kwanza kudadadadeki safi dogo. . .
 
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hivi ile wanayoiitaga heaven earth ni nini?
 

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