One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, Dad asked" Did you see how poor they are...
mwanasiasa akizindua mradi wa maji anafungua bomba la maji kisha ananawa mikono kuashiria imezinduliwa rasmi.
sasa swali langu mwanasiasa akiwa anazindua choo anafanyaje ? tuache siasa, AU...
Hivi ni kwangu tu au na kwenu pia? Kitufe cha "Thanks" kimetoweka tena.
I don't mean to complain but this is now getting childish and ridiculous. Mara mkilete mara mkipotezee. Tuwaeleweje sasa...
Mchunga ng'ombe mmoja baada ya kupata cha-malawi cha kutosha,alianza kukimbia huku ameinama.Alipoulizwa ni kwanini anakimbia huku ameinama,akajibu;Mawingu yameshuka usawa wa kichwa changu.
Salam! Mimi ni Mwanaume nina miaka 36. Ninaishi na kufanya kazi hapa Dar es Salaam natafuta mke awe na umri kuanzia miaka 27, mnene aliye tayari kupima VVU na kufunga ndoa ya kikristo kanisani...
Ukipigwa ban unaenda jela, mod ni hakimu halafu ni askari magereza.
Bujibuji ni jike, limeolewa na lina watoto tisa, kila mtoto na baba yake, ndugu kibao kutoka kila kona wanakuja kumsabahi...
One day a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth.
"Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting" he thought. Next day he told his buddy about tasting the...
WOMEN SAYS : I only had sex 4 guys, but still everybody calls me a slut...
U had sex with 19 girls and everybody calls you a real man... Why????:-
MAN replied : It is because wen a Lock Opened by...
Je ukiambiwa uandae bango dhidi ya malipo ya DOWANS vipi BANGO lako likoje. LIDROP HAPA kama vipi. La kwangu kama hivi.
HALI NGUMU ROSTAM,LOWASSA NA MSABAHA JILIPENI WENYEWE WANANCHI HATUNA PESA.
A Man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
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Son...
Jamaa mmoja alikua anakata roho na mkewe alikua karibu nae akimuaga huku akitapatapa kwa maumivu, jamaa kuona haponi tena akamwambia mkewe. "mke wangu naomba unisamehe kuna kosa kubwa...
baba mmoja alikuwa amekaa na familia yake akamwambia mtoto wake mdogo we muoga sana kwa nini unaogopa kulala peke yako chumbani mtoto akajibu nahisi hii tabia nimerithi kwako kwa sababu mama...
A man went to the hospital for his HIV test on Friday and He was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation...
kuna ajali ilitokea na watu wengi walikuwa wamezunguka eneo ambalo ajali hiyo ya gari imetokea gari ilikuwa imegonga sasa kuna mwandishi alikuwa anataka apate japo picha mbili za kwenda kutoa...
Hi wana jf a
leo nimeshangazwa tena na hawa ccm wako huku manzese,
achana na hali mbaya na matatizo yanayoikumba nchi hii yenye herufi "T"wao wanawachukua watoto wa primary wanawacremisha...