Familia kutoka Tanga iliamia Mombasa.Usiku mmoja baba na kijana wake walikaa pamoja maongez yao yalikuwa ivi;
kijana;baba samahani mimi leo nimefanya mapenzi.
baba;..ooh bila samahani ushakuwa...
New research shows that people are easily getting diabetes by calling each other sweet names like sweetheart,honeypie,sweetpie and other sweet names.
To avoid the disease be calling your loved...
Nilikuwa na kazi maalum ofisini kwetu nikapata fursa ya kufanya "utafiti" ambao nilikusanya data zifuatazo:
Ofisi yetu ina wafanyakazi wanawake 42, na wanaume 72
Wanawake walioolewa ni 31, wasio...
Kwenye wall yake ya facebook kasema yuko serious anatafuta namba ya simu ya Amatus Liyumba. Eti amechoka kupanda madaladala.
Yaani najihisi baridi hadi kwenye mifupa
Jana kwenye redio Ujerumani Bi. Sara Batilda Burian aliulizwa alivyomfahamu marehemu Wangari, akasema alikuwa jasiri na kuweza kupambana na "mfumo dume" uliopo duniani. Nikapata maswali mengi...
Baada ya kutokea kwa ajali ya boti zanzibar Rais wa jamhuri ya muungano wa Tanzania mh: Jakaya mrisho kikwete alikuwa akihutubia huku akitabasamu kama kwamba halikuwa Tatizo kwake,kama mwanamuziki...
mzee mmoja aliekuwa pande la baba miraba minne alikua akitaniana na mjukuu wake mambo yakawa hivi: mjukuu: eti babu uliniambia nianze kuesabbuu,; mmoja niongeze neno kablaya mmoja ambalo ni mtu na...
You have probably seen this before. It's called "COWMATICS". Read on...
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both...
A teenager and his date were parked on a back road outside of town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads outside of town. Things were getting pretty serious when the girl stopped the boy...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push...
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiakia bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he...
Wadau ninamdogo wangu amechaguliwa kusoma masters degree 'MSc in natural resources mgt and assessment @Udsm.
Anataka kujua km inalipa au atapoteza pesa na muda wake?
Naomba ushauri wenu wadau..
The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:
"Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
One student replied:
"You...
Story : Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"...
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out...
Jambo wana JF... baada ya kumaliza karibu majina yote ya watu mashuhuri kwa Mitaa na Barabara hapa BONGO nawaomba tufunguke kuhusu Mtaa/Barabara tumpatie M.K.W.E.R.E? Ndg.B.Mkapa tume-reserve...