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History is Child's Play!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiakia bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he said.

    'Very good!'

    Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

    Again, no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

    'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'

    Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'

    Once again, Hodiaki's was the only hand in the air and he said: 'John F.Kennedy, 1961'.

    The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'F . . K the Japs,'

    'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

    Little Hodiaki put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

    The teacher glared around and asks, 'All right! Now who said that!?'

    Again, Little Hodiaki said, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

    Little Hodiaki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'

    The teacher fainted.

    As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, We're screwed!'

    Little Hodiaki said quietly, 'The Australian people, 2011.'
  2. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwa hapa....ulichobadilisha ni nchi tu aliyotokea dogo from India to Japan....so nothin new...try again
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Huenda niliiweka mie mwenyewe nimejisahau...