JF Chit-Chats

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Hivi ipi adhabu rahisi kati ya hizi zifuatazo ikiwa umekamatwa na mume au mke wa mtu?? 1)Kunywa glass moja ya makohoo ya mgonjwa wa TB. 2) Kukamua kwa kimywa jipu bivu la mgonjwa wa ukoma. 3)...
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Harusi ya patashika imefanyika, walikuka wakanywa wakaserebuka, sasa shughuli imekwisha bwn harusi keshalala na mkewe yapata cku ya 7. Cku ya 8 bw harusi amefunga safari kurudi ukweni shabaha...
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nilikuwa young boy in the hood,siku moja nika kazwa sana usiku,nika-amsha big bro anipeleke choo lakini akasema zii....sasa nikajifanya okwonko nikafungua mlango usiku kitu saa saba hivi...lakini...
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kuna dogo alienda xul na paka wake, akiwa darasani mara mwalimu akaingia kisha akamuuliza yule dogo Teacher: "Why is your cat at school?" Crying kid: "Because I heard daddy say to mommy, "I'm...
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Wana JF, kila nafsi imeumbwa na kufurahi ndani yake. Uzi huu unatuwezesha kuorodhesha top ten thread zilizo kufurahisha kwa mwaka 2011. Sio lazima thread ziwe kumi, can be less than ten
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Mzee wa Kipemba kaletewa habari mwanawe kafa Makkah. Mzee akasema; "Nkusudiii! Ee ntu alikua yukwao Pemba ninzimaa, kankwenda nchezea Mungu nyumbanikwe! asife angoje nii!"
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Dar es Salaam usiku hakulaliki, joto si la kawaida. Joto hili sijui ni la mvua, au la jua? Hatari tupu
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She is the talk of the society I live in. Among men for she is beautiful, very beautiful and I am not that handsome (Ok I am lying. I'm african and kind of white but not handsome!), and...
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Jamani kuna maajabu huku duniani, kuna mtoto alipozaliwa hakuwahi kuongea hadi alivyofikisha miaka 8... Siku hiyo neno la kwanza kuongea alitaja BIBI ghafla bibi akafa. Akataja tena BABU, mara...
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Wanyama pori walikua akajibu, "punda", wanyama wote wakamcheka punda, mwalimu akauliza tena, "nani mwenye 'obmo' kubwa"?, wanyama wote kimya, Punda akageuka kwa simba akamwambia, "jibu tena sasa...
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Wana JF. Naona lile janga la ushoga linazidi kupata nguvu ya ajabu kwenye bara letu la afrika.. Wanaume watatu nchini Cameroon wamehukumiwa miaka mitano kwenda jela kwa kufanya mapenzi ya...
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jamani nisaidieni,mwanangu hataki kuoga wala kula kisa JF.
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MasterCard / Microsoft INTERNATIONAL MEGA JACKPOT Bradford City Centre Branch 7 hustlergate bradford, West Yorkshire MICROSOFT OFFICE, UNITED KINGDOM DIRECTOR: Mr. Cassie L Patzer Attn:Winner...
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Kuna kiungo mwilini mwa mwanadamu kina code name ya kampuni moja kubwa ya mawasiliano, kwanini kiungo hcho kinafananishwa na kampuni hiyo?
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Jamaa alitakiwa kuwah kazini saa kumi alfajiri, sasa muda ulipofika akaamka lakn bahati mbaya umeme ulikuwa umekatika na alikuwa anataka aangalie mafuta kwenye tank la pikipiki yake, alichofanya...
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Juzi kati nilikuwa natoka kazini sasa kwa bahati mbaya ka mkweche changu kakaharibika mitaa ya manzese big brother ilikuwa ni mida ya saa kumi na mbili sasa nikakapeleka kwa fundi pale shiughuli...
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Heshima mbele wakuu!eti wajamen,hvi hawa dada zetu huwa wanazuzuka na nin pindi waingiapo vyuon,unakuta bint kaanzana na mchzi tangu wakiwa secondary bt suprisingly akiingia chuon anamtema mchzi...
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Dah..nimegunduwa ki2 kimoja humu ndani watu awako real wapo fake sana!!mimi nimeamuwa kuweka info zangu full kbsa,sitaki kuwa fake coz JF nimevutiwa nayo napia naipenda mimi ni new member sina...
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"nyinyi vaeni magwanda, sisi tunavaa majoho" - alisikika akisema mmoja wa wahitimu wa chuo kikuu cha Dodoma (UDOM). Nimejiuliza, nini kinaendelea? Mavazi, chuo, siasa, vyama n.k
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