JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hii si ni sababu tosha kabisa kwa mzee ku kwea pipa kwenda kuliwakilisha taifa kwene huu msiba? Maana naona ni muda sasa hajapata safari ya kwenda mangaribi ya mbali. Mi naona tumtume akatuwakilishe.
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Mtu ndio mara ya kwanza anakuja kukutembelea. Kufika na kufika tu mlangoni hata kabla hajaingia ndani anaanza
..."He, ina maana viatu ndio mnawekaga hapa? Sasa kwanini msinunue ile nanii ya...
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Lipi ni ujinga zaidi???
1. Kujiita romantic wakati uko single,
2. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size,
3. Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha...
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Lipi ni ujinga zaidi???
1. Kujiita romantic wakati uko single,
2. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size,
3. Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha...
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Wana jf mm nalipendekeza lile tangazo la radio la wamasai wawili wanaongelea ulevi wao hadi mwingine akaingia boma la mama mkwe!
Tangazo bovu kabisa ni la tv la kanumba la startimes!
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valetine day is cancelled this year coz it has been proved mathematicall tht
14-02-12=0...
Sorry for incoveniences
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Najua Preta tuko mji mmoja hapa Arusha! Kindly am asking you if will you be my Valantine wangu siku ya tarehe 14/02/2012 tafadhali? Nitakuandalia bonge la suprise! Nijibu tafadhali nijibu...
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jamaa fulani alikuwa mfanyakaz wa hifadhi moja huko arusha sasa akawa ametenda makosa makubwa sana kwa boss wake , ndipo boss akampa adhabu huyo jamaa adhab yenyewe ilikuwa kupita hifadhini ukiwa...
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MWALIMU. ''Maandazi sita ukitoa mawili yatabaki mangapi?' MWANAFUNZI. ''UKINIPA NA MCHUZ HALIBAKI HATA MOJA"
Wat a class.......!!!!......!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!:embarassed2:
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Zamani ilikuwa mtu ukipata wageni mnakaa mnapiga stori, mnapeana habari za miaka tele na kufurahi pamoja. Siku hizi hali ni tofauti. Mkishasalimiana tu kinachofuata ni kukodoa macho kwene tv. We...
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Alitoa blauzi,na mimi nikatoa shati,
akatoa sindiri,na mimi nikatoa vesti,
akatoa sketi,na mimi nikatoa suruali,
akatoa skintyt,na mimi nikatoa bukta,
akatoa chupi na mimi nitakatoa chupi...
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Who said car names don't have meaning ?
BMW: Brings Me Women. X_X
LEXUS: Luxury EXports to United States.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Romantic...
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A Boy was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Boy says, Good thing that cows dont fly.
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Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!:embarassed2:
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habari zilipofika Jf headquater zilimkuta Buchanan akiwa shift akataka kuchakachua majina ya mawaziri lakini Paw akashtukia akapeleka taarifa kwa invisible
Kikao kinaendelea kupitisha majina ya...
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Wakuu hii quote nimeitoa kwenye gazeti moja hivi Jumamosi. Walikuwa wanafanya mahojiano na yule wakili anayedai mkewe kabakwa na Nabii na Mtume, amesema issue iligundulika baada ya mkewe kuwa na...
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mimi napenda kuwatangazia rasmi safari hii urais lazima utoke kaskazini yaani wachaga,pigeni ua galagaza lazima, hamna kukwepa kama mmezoea kukwepa hapo mmekwisha,kwa hiyo nyie wakina nanihii...
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