A rich couple was going to throw a party. The local doctor, one of their friends, was invited. But when the servant brought back his reply, neither of them could read his illegible writing.
"We...
Nimekuwa nataka sana kufanya kautafiti kadogo kujua kati ya sikukuu hizi, xmas, mwaka mpya au valentine ni ipi ambayo watu wanafnya ngono sana (Ngono zembe)
Nataka timu ya kushirikiana nayo...
nimetumia likizo yang yote jf nimekutana na wengi. Kuna watu wamenvutia na kunpokea vizuri kama hot mod jina lake gum alini pm ushauri wa maana na haja pamoja na anty ashadii ambae nataman...
Habari JF,
Kuna movie flan hiv inaanza na wana-sayansi wapo maabara then wakatengeneza reaction bila kujua wakalizalisha bonge la spider likaenda kwenye college flani hivi likaleta bonge la...
The SADDEST NEWS FROM THE INTERIOR WHITE KITCHEN HERE COMES, THE VALENTINE DAY THIS YEAR WHICH IS HELD 2DAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!
THIS HAS BEEN PROVED OFFICIALLY, MENTALLY AND MATHEMATICALLY THAT...
Madenge na Babu yake walikuwa na mazungumzo yafuatayo;
BABU : Mjukuu wangu jifiche maana leo hujaenda shule na mwalimu wako huyoo anakuja.
MADENGE : Babu jifiche wewe maana nimetoa taarifa...
KWA TAARIFA YAKO :
Makundi yafuatayo yanaongoza kwa kumwaga mitusi / lugha chafu :
1. Wafanyakazi
/vibarua wa
TANESCO.
2. Barmaids.
3. Wafanyakazi
wa idara ya
AFYA...
Padre Muumini: Padri nataka kumwacha mke wangu hajui kufanya mapenzi kabisa! Padri: Si bora mkeo ni nafuu, mke wa mpiga kinanda ndio hajui kitu. Muumini: Heeh! Padri: Mke wa yule mwenyekit wa...
A Boy was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Boy says, Good thing that cows dont fly.
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