Mpenzi wangu wa muda mrefu aninishangaza!
Mimi nilisafiri kwa takribani mwaka mmoja lakini tulikua tunawasiliana kama kawaida
Baada ya kurudi tukawa pamoja kama kawaida lakini nilianza kuona...
Susan Dhliwayo was stunned when she pulled her car over recently to pick up a group of male hitchhikers and they refused to get in. The reason? They feared being raped.
Sensational reports of...
Wakazi wa MBAGALA wanagombania usafiri wa basi kama kawaida yao, bibi1 alipanda bila shida akapata SITI alianza kulia sana,konda akamuuliza
"bibi unalia nini sasa" Bibi akajibu" miaka yote 35...
vyakula hivi vifuatavyo vinafanana sana na U-UME...nasikia vinasaidia sana pia katika maswala ya NGUVU za KIUME...JE unafahamu hivyo?au hata zaidi ya hapo!
Kuna mambo 9 ninayajua
kukuhusu wewe...
1.Unaisoma hii joke yangu.
2.Huwezi kugusa meno
yako yote kwa ulimi wako.
4.Umejaribu kuyagusa.
5.Unacheka/umetabasam.
6.Hujagundua kama
nimeiruka namba 3...
Hivi itakuaje siku chama cha upizani ikitinga ikulu, mfano, Dr Slaa ndo Rais wa Tz' sherehe zitakuaje mtaani! Nadhani walevi watalewa wiki3 bila kwenda jobb, kwa sisi wacha MUNGU 2tafunga wiki...
Kukopa wakati huna uwezo wa kulipa.... Uliwaza nnini???
Kuvaa kata k aka mlegezo wakati chupi chafu..... Uliwaza nini???
Kula kavu kavu wakati unajua anaumwa ngoma.... Uliwaza nini???
Kupanda...
nimeshuhudia leo katika uwanja wa PR School Ngaresero CCM wakitukana na kusema Chadema wanamimba,Dr Slaa ana mimba na watajifungua tarehe 1 April...
Aliyesikia mengine tafadhari tuwajulishe...
Cku 1 Papa Benedict 16 alikua anataka kwenda kufanya shopping. Akamchukua dereva wake lakini akamwambia niache niendeshe mm! Kufika njiani trafic akawacmamisha kuangalia vzr ndani ya gari yule...
LifE Is Like JF
Sign Up - To Be A Part
Log In - To Have It
Post - To Express
... Share - To Be With
Like - To FEEL Being Impress
Comment - To Show Up
Remove - If You FEEL Bored
Accept - You Got...
An Intelligent Wife
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"
Ill Hubby
Husband was seriously ill.Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant...
katika Gari kuna kifaa cha zimamoto...hiki kifaa ni muhimu kuwa nacho kwa ajiri ya usalama wa gari yako...hasa katika majanga ya moto...na pia katika majengo mengi hiki kifaa kiko....
ila kwa...
jamani hivi mimi tu wananiboa au hata wewe? siku za katikati ya wiki ukiangalia itv tangu asubuhi kila baada ya lisaa limoja wanatangaza habari za saa wanazirudiarudia na ikifika usiku tena...
--chagua kuishi bila madeni
--chagua kupunguza mipombe na ngono zembe
--chagua kutumia kondomu, jasti in kesi
--chagua kuishi kwa matumaini kama una ngoma tayari
--chagua kutokufumaniwa, jasti in...
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