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kizibo akutana na maza mjamzito njiani. mazungumzo" kizibo.."shikamoo maza.."marahabaa kizibo.. "mbona tumbo kubwa? maza.. "huku kuna mtoto kizibo.."mzuri ee maza.. "mzuri kama wewe...
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mzee mmoja alikuwa amekaa kitandani anasoma kitabu mkewe akawa amelala chali pembeni yake mara mzee akaingiza kidole ukeni mama akauliza mze vipi nikupe mzee amaksema hapana naloanisha kidole...
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Mchagga alipata dem wa ki pwan kwenda guest dem kavua,shanga tele!chagga yesu na maria rozar zote hiz umeiba parokia gan?
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vitu vya kighoma malima kupigwa mnada Bunduki moja ya kivita pamoja na risasi zake Madini ya tanzanite na dhahabu Chupi moja ya kike 'bikini'(haijulikani imeingiaje humu)! Nyaraka mbalimbali...
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Wasambaa wawili wanakaa kwenye viti baa wanatafakari waagize nini, ghafla wanaingia wachaga wawili nakuagiza kwa sauti ''tuletee Kilimanjaro mbili bwashee'' wasambaa wakaona wasituzingue hawa...
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my name is emmanuel when i reached adult age i plane to have a woman whom i can share my happines until my last breath but she divorced me advice me
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Katka mwil wa binadamu kuna sehem moja ambayo ina maji mengi naomba mnitajie, mchungaj aliuliza kwa waumin wake ,waumin wakaguna .mchungaj alipoona kimya aliamua kutoa jib mwenyewe na jib lake ni...
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musiuze chai kama hamna la udaku 2lieni 2. chai kibao zisizo na msingi.
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Mie nashangaa kabisa.....yaani hawa mashoree wa kibongo hovyo kabisa kwa sasa kuna tabia mbaya sana ya wao kuweka picha zao zisizo na maadli facebook.....yaani siku hizi facebook ni sehemu ya...
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Nimependezwa sana na majina ambayo great thinkers mnajibatiza,nina imani kwa 'suggestion' zenu nitapata jina moja la kipekee sana.Nataka kumpa mwanangu ambaye nategemea kumpata mwaka huu
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Girl] Mom, i am Pregnant.... Mom] how and when??? Girl] it Was An Accident !.. Mom] u Mean u were Walkin oN The Road and Suddenly U Fell on Somebodi's d*ck???...
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Mwanamke mmoja aliwanunulia cm wasaidizi wa makazi yake (house boy&huse girl) ili kurahisisha mawasiiano nao awapo mbali na hom na cm zenyewe ni hizi za promo zinazofanana. kwenye cm zote...
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PADRI>Bi harusi umekubali kuolewa na bwana harusi? BI HARUSI> Ndio PADRI> Bwana harusi umekubali kumuoa bi harusi? BWANA HARUSI> Ndio tena na nyege kweli PADRI> ACHA USxxxGE KUxxxxMAKO TUPO KANISANI
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Watu watatu ambao walikuwa ni marafiki walikuwa wamelewa sana.Ili kurudi makwao,wakaamua kukodi bajaji.Dereva wa bajaji akataka kutengeneza faida ya harakaharaka.Mambo yalikuwa hivi: Dereva...
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Mfanyakazi wa kike alikuwa anamshukuru mfanyakazi mwenziwe wa kiume kwa kumsaidia kalamu usiku uliopita, baada ya yake kugoma. Alimwandikia SMs hivi: Your penis very good. I enjoyed having it last...
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....yani nikifanya mapenzi na binti kwa kutumia MPIRA.... ile harufu hudumu ngozini wiki nzima...... na siiipendi..... wanaume wenzangu what do u do to get rid of that.......... heelllpppp pz.
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Dogo wa miaka 3 alikua klinik na mama yake, mara akamwona mama mjamzito anasubiri kwenda kwa daktari. Kwa kuwa yule dogo ni mdadisi akamfata yule mjamzito, mazungumzo yao yalikua hivi: Dogo...
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Yule ondia maarufu na ambaye pia ni mchezaji wa soka ameandaliwa pambano maalum la kirafiki dhidi ya bondia mkongwe Fransis Cheka litakalofanyika Jumapili hii ukumbi wa Azam FC Chamanzi. pambano...
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1) Researchers have found that men are four times more likely to sleep naked than women are. Perhaps all that body hair keeps them too warm! Or maybe they just never got around to replacing their...
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habari zenyu bhaana ...... Leo asubuhi mimi na mai waifu wangu tumekubaliana tubadilishane vivazi vyetu vya ndani,yeye aka2pia ki2 cha BOXER,mimi nika2pia BIKINI nikaelekea kwnye majukumu yangu ya...
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