An Intelligent Wife Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" Ill Hubby Husband was seriously ill.Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood,Dont discuss your problems, no TV series; dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home..Husband: what did the doctor say?Wife: No chance for you to survive Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.