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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Da Asia, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. Da Asia

    Da Asia JF-Expert Member

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    An Intelligent Wife
    Who Makes Sure She Spends
    So Much
    Her Husband
    Can't Afford Another

    Ill Hubby
    Husband was seriously ill.Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood,Don’t discuss your problems, no TV series; don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home..Husband: what did the doctor say?Wife: No chance for you to survive

    Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
    with the name Jenny on it.

    Husband: I took part in a race last week
    and Jenny was the name of my horse.

    Wife: Sorry..!

    Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

    Husband: What now..?

    Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

  2. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Teh teh teh...
  3. Bundewe

    Bundewe JF-Expert Member

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    Good! But repeated!
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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