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Jamani hii forum inatuwezesha kwa kweli hata mtu ukihitaji
mchango kwa wanajamii wewe ingiza maombi yako hapa na
namna ya kupokea mchango kwa wale watakao kubali kukuchangia.
Malizia majina haya ya khanga na ongeza ya kwao
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American guy were seated on a
plane.The black Kenyan man
had a
bunch of bananas,while the
American
guy had a monkey.The black Kenyan
guy wanted to use the toilet,he
said to
the white...
Bado sijajua niiteje title yake.
Ni ndefu kiasi,But nahitaji mawazo yenu na kunirekebisha kwa wale ambao hawataboreka kusoma.hii ni sehemu ndogo tu.(najaribu kuweka paragraphs ila zimegoma...
mama m1 alimpa mumewe radio aendenayo chooni ili acboreke atakapo kuwa huko alipotoka mke alimuuliza mumewe
mke: nahc utakuwa umeinjoy sana unajisaidia huku unakula mangoma
mume: nimeinjoy au...
yeah ts my birthday chit chaters.!!! Ndo ile siku wengi mlikua mnaisubiria kwa ajiri ya kutoa zawadi zenu... Msisite wala hamjachelewa
mwanza - beibe nasty
arusha - erick52
morogoro - madame B...
Ziko mbili, za tofauti sana, kwa muda na character, moja ya kistaarabu na ingine utata mtupu.
Vikwazo ni vichache vya nje na vingine vingi chini ya kapeti.
Sijui niziunganishe, just thinking loudly.
7 Things Girls Do In an Exam
Hall:
1. Write..
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears.. 3. Again Write..
4. Change da Empty Refill..
5. Again Write..
6. Ask foh Extra Sheet..
7. Again Keep Writing...
Mwanzo kabisa nilikuwa natumia hii
Sasa nikagundua kila nachoandika watu wananishambulia na kunitukana bila hata sababu, nakwambia wakawa wanani-embarrass hadi wakanisababishia BAN...
The time when you are waiting to finish downloading a file for 4 hours and when it reached 99% with few second to finish you get an error "no network coonection, download failed"
And that...
Nimeshazoea nikitoka kazini kama nitakuta umeme umekatika najua saa ngapi ni muda wa kurudi. Na kama nitaukuta umekatika pia najua ni saa ngapi utakuwa umerudi. Hivi sasa ni mzoea na nashangaa...
Wadau heshima kwenu.
Nimeona kuanzia jana JF premier members wamebandikiwa kinishani fulani hivi cha bluu afu kama vile nakatamani! Maana mambo yangu ni "bluu bluu". Napataje kuwa JF Premium...
Note: Don't take this personal! Just for funny, u know. . . .They say great thinker don't discuss people right? Hope I'm discussing characters qualities and attributes. . . . . .
Mwanajamiione...
Jamani, tangu nijiunge na JF miaka miwili iliyopita sijawahi pata Private Message. Kwa heshima na taadhima naomba ajitokeze wa kini-PM ili nione, alert yake inafananaje..!!!