Heshima yenu wana Chit Chat, jana jioni nimetumiwa pesa kwa M-Pesa na mtu nisiyemjua na jina limeonyesha ni la kike. Nilipoipiga namba hiyo haikupatikana mpaka sasa haipatikani.
Hapa nilipo...
Mama mmoja mswahili na
mwanawe wa miaka 5
walikuwa ndani ya taxi
usiku wakapitishwa mitaa
ambayo kuna wanawake
wanajiuza:-
MTOTO:"Mama hao watu
waliosimama kando ya
barabara wanafanya...
UKIPENDA hakuna anaeamini km unapenda, UKIUMIA hakuna anaehc maumivu yako, UKILIA hakuna anaethamini kilio chako, ila BANJA sasa uone!! kila mtu JICHO KWAKO!!!
Tangu nifike huku Zanzibar jana, nimekuwa na bahati ya kukutana na mitetea wengi, natamani nijitwalie japo mtetea mmoja kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya kupikiwa futari wakati wa mwezi...
Wadau nataraji mmeamka salimini.
Najua vema hapa si jukwaa la malalamiko.
Bt nimeileta hapa kwani najua kule malalamikoni wadau ni nadra kuvinjari hadi member anapokua na tatizo ndiyo huzuru...
BEST huyu si mvuta bangi jamani, bali ni kijana mwenye nguvu za kutosha akifanya tahmini juu ya mgomo wa madaktari, ukosefu wa ajira na mambo mengine yanayokwenda katika nchi yetu.
Katika wodi ya vichaa, daktari alitaka kuwapima wagonjwa wake kama wamepata unafuu ama wameimprove hivyo alichora mlango ukutani na kuwaambia vichaa wote watoke nje kupitia ule mlango ulochorwa...
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy...
Mfugaji wa kasuku kamrudisha kasuku kwa muuzaji ampe mwingine kwani huyu anatukana...
Muuzaji kampa mwingine kamwambia huyu mstaarabu, tena akinyanyua mguu wa kulia anaongea kingereza, akinyanyua...
kuna ndoa moja inapenda sana tena saaaaaaan mazadi kila kukisha siku moja ikwa hivi na ndoa ikaingia ndoa
mke:kaenda dukani kumnunulia mumewe nguo za ndani zinazofanana
mume:asante mke wangu kwa...
Juzi kati nlikua napita mitaa ya Mwananyamala mida ya Saa Saba usiku,
Kukatiza tu nikakutana na vibaka kama 20 wakiwa full equipped with visu, nondo, panga, sime n.k.
Basi nikajua leo ndio...
Najua ilikuwepugi hapa, lakini ngoja tujikumbushe kwa faida ya nyu kamaz
Mkulima amejiwa na mwaandishi wa magazeti kumuhoji ... kuhusu maisha ya shambani,na mkulima huyu hawapendi
waandishi wa...
Wanasiasa 40walipata ajali mbaya porini,mkulima mmoja alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo na kuwazika wote pamoja.Alipoulizwa na polisi juu ya ajali hiyo na maiti zilipo mambo yalikuwa hivi...
...Advertising Agency...
zimekosa Ubunifu..katika matangazo yao hasa hizi Kampuni Za Simu
matangazo yao mengi siku hizi yanafanana kama si kuigana
.1..Tigo ..walikuja na wimbo wa Dully...
Hawa jamaa wanakula konokono.Wanachemsha na kunywa supu,kwakuwa konokono wapo kwenye vijumba wanatumia stiki(vijiti) wanachomoa na kutupia mdomoni. Yaani ukitafakari unaweza tapika! Makala ya watu...
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff...
Mvulana: hi! dear waweza kuja home tushinde wote leo..nimekumiss mpenzi.!
Demu: haa,na wewe, mi leo siwezi kuja,shangazi mgonjwa hivyo inabidi nikamwangalie kidogo.. Tufanye wiki ijayo basi...
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